/biz/ - Business & Finance

Next Monday a huge crypto thing is gonna be settled and a top #10 coin is going to do a 64000% increase.

Insider here. Of course the recession wasn't over. A soft landing never ever happened. They just kicked the can down the road long enough for people to forget about it and turn bullish, only to pull the plug right now. According to my TA bitcoin is gonna go to the low 20s again and alts are gonna lose at least 75% in value. You have been warned.

Some of you might remember me predicting the Ripple summery judgement back in early July of this year. I just came back to tell you to prepare because something big is happening soon and there isn't gonna be much else other than Ripple XRP left after this.

A friend told me to get out of tether. I said which crypto to buy then and he said "nothing" and blocked me wtf is going on

Insider here. Something big is stewing up. The final capitulation event that will bring BTC below $10k. The SEC is gonna go after all crypto's like it went after XRP. Alot of exchanges already stopped listing some of these cryptos, more will follow. They are doing this to try to demotivate people from using crypto and going after the fiat on/off ramps.

Hey im working at Binance cant stay long but they are expecting massive crash on market open and are try to slow sell orders down. Be warned

Insider here. Something big is happening with the XRP vs SEC case. We are expecting a huge victory for Ripple.

Insider here, this is the final bulltrap before sending us down to $10k

Insider here, Celsius is gonna drop 500m worth of bitcoin soon

do you think the one guy who controls the entire bitcoin market ever gets tired of buying from and selling to himself? The charts are making it seem like he's getting pretty insecure

>>10394450
no, you

This coming Tuesday one of /biz/'s favorite tokens will have some pretty big news. Can't say which, but a lot of you will be happy. We're all gonna make it. Godspeed, anons.

I want you guys to know that every single story, every single thing someone on here has said about how they have a lot of money or are in some kind of ideal financial situation, is 100% bullshit 99.99% of the time.

I can't tell you how many posts, how many threads I've made since the beginning of /biz/ for shits, giggles, and fantasy about how I make 6 figures at like 21 years old, inherited millions dollars, own a house and work as an engineer making $115,000 per year working at some sick company at 25. I've made so many of these hypothetical situations that are all total bullshit just for myself to pretend my life is great. I've lied to so many anons that it's fucking insane. I'm a skinnyfat NEET of 3 years that sits in his room all day and showers maybe once a month and lies to people on the internet about anything to make myself feel better and forget about my actual life.

I've lost probably $1,000 of my savings in crypto trading. All of those threads you see every month about how an anon makes $100+ per day/$45,000 per year just trading crypto from his laptop while he travels the world at like 21 years old with no debts having sex with cute girls or whatever other fantasy? That's me. Every single time, it is me. I've done this consistently since the dawn of /biz/, and it's all a big, fat fucking joke. This board is a joke. It's easily one of the least useful boards on 4chan, because it's just for people like me to pretend for a few hours that my life is some amazing experience and people think I'm some special person with all of the answers, the secrets to life and whatever other bullshit that makes you think I'm better than you, when the reality is that I've barely left my bedroom in 3 years other than to take a shit or get food. That's who you're talking to.