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20463227 No.20463227 [Reply] [Original]

Happy cinco de mayo /ck/

>> No.20463228

Overpriced

>> No.20463231

>>20463228
that's what i said to your mother last night



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20463202 No.20463202 [Reply] [Original]

Thoughts on crabstick sushi - it always feel like Ive been cheated when I find crabstick sushi in thea box.

>> No.20463210

>>20463202
Wanna get buttfucked?



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20463181 No.20463181 [Reply] [Original]

Breakfast of champions.

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>> No.20463216

>>20463198
I haven't brushed my teeth in like 3 months too

>> No.20463221

thank god for a real cigarette smoking american

>> No.20463233

>>20463221
That's some fag clove cigarette. The fuck are you talking about?

Don't start, kids. or at least stop by 40 when it doesn't look cool anymore and you're just a gross smelling slob.

>> No.20463234

>>20463221
and that's not even coffee. this fag is drinking tea and smoking clove cigarettes. that's not American.. that's like Prague hipster shit. I don't even know OP and I want to kick his ass.

>> No.20463235

>>20463233
Yeah I bet you love a fag. Wanna get butfucked faggot?



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20463167 No.20463167 [Reply] [Original]

Can anyone assist with making mall style auntie Ann's pretzels? I'm using butter, bread flour and lye dip but they just come out tasting like bread.
60% hydration
4 % lye dip
The color and smell are good but it's just bread. Fuck



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20463161 No.20463161 [Reply] [Original]

Mom won't buy a microwave because of "radiation" but happily boil rice in a plastic bag.

Why are boomers so stupid?

>> No.20463168

>>20463161
Wanna get buttfucked?

>> No.20463172

>>20463161
Yeah boi you need a good buttufucking. Right in the anus. Gonna make you bleed

>> No.20463230

>>20463161
>Why are boomers so stupid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXrnVxl9UXI



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20463152 No.20463152 [Reply] [Original]

After years of research I have FINALLY found the most intelligent person who enjoys ranch over bleu cheese with their wings. Pic related.

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>> No.20463185

>>20463163
>has never seen “blue” cheese spelled as “bleu”
>see OP pic

>> No.20463187

>>20463152
Based. Ranch is shut compared to bliyiyiyiyvyiybyi cheese.

>> No.20463191

>>20463152
i really don't get ranch. it's just sour watered-down milk. if it had some thickness to it like bleu cheese actually, it probably would be a bit bitter

>> No.20463218

>any dipping sauce with wings
theyre covered in sauce already

>> No.20463224

>>20463185
just because so many of you do it doesn't make it any less trashy



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20463145 No.20463145 [Reply] [Original]

What the hell’s the point of pancakes, anyway?

>> No.20463150

>>20463145

being better than crepes and waffles

>> No.20463151

being worse than crepes and waffles

>> No.20463205

being a mix between crepes and waffles



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20463127 No.20463127 [Reply] [Original]

Kinder chocolates render every other chocolate and candy obsolete and irrelevant. Why bother with hersheys or kit kats when one of these things will make the other look like saccharine plastic?

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20463169

>>20463157

BOO

>> No.20463173

>>20463157
It makes me sneeze too much but they are good

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20463208

>>20463127
>Hasnt even posted the big guns yet

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20463217

>>20463208

I also forgot about these (i only had them once, but they were damn amazing)

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20463239

>>20463208
mogs it no problem



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20463126 No.20463126 [Reply] [Original]

What happened to this guy? I miss jiroposting.

>> No.20463135

>>20463126
He had a nightmare about ass rape.

>> No.20463142

>>20463135
Why is it so funny



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20463124 No.20463124 [Reply] [Original]

Getting sausage, egg, and cheese with a frozen coffee.
Wish they put less salt on their breakfast items but it's still so good.

>> No.20463143

you don't look like that

>> No.20463146

>>20463124
Always remove the poison egg and replace it with a round egg
If enough people insist on the round egg on everything they will go 100% round and it'll be cheaper

>> No.20463147

Just ask for less salt
Although I do that for the fries and I swear it's either the same amount of salt or more

>> No.20463160

>>20463147
I found most of the salt goes on the bread parts of these orders. So I just ate the sausauce, egg, and cheese and didn't eat the biscuit part. Worked pretty well.



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20463122 No.20463122 [Reply] [Original]

When you defrost meat do you take it off from the plastic packaging or do you keep it there so the microplastics get into the meat?

>> No.20463204

>>20463122
I stick it in the michael wave until the plastic is soft enough to peel away



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20463090 No.20463090 [Reply] [Original]

I've recently acquired a dry herb vape and would like some recipes / tips on what to make with it. I have yet to make butter but I'm assuming anything and everything can be used once the butter is made. Have experience with cooking before.

I made some very small hors d'oeuvres (which are really just chips with infused vaped weed peanut butter on them - yes I'm aware the use of hors d'oeuvres in this context is pretentious) but I'd like to expand on this. Should I go for fatty foods as a base to springboard off into other recipes (avocado, coconut cream etc)? And if so, is there specific fatty foods I should be looking for or will the weed bind just as good with any of the fats?

>> No.20463097

>>20463090
Go ask rebbit, you fucking hippy

>> No.20463101

>>20463097
>can't spell reddit right
>can't spell hippie right
If that's the education level you have then I'm definitely in the wrong place.

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20463109

I once GIGAdosed on edibles, I made milk with 30 grams of crumbled buds and drank it all, I sleept for 35 hours, vomited all over and pissed myself, saw fractal forms and had a severe brainfog for months, I think I fried my brain fuck that was so bad.

>> No.20463123

>>20463109
why the fuck would you even do that. 30 grams of crumbled buds..



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20463043 No.20463043 [Reply] [Original]

Recipe wants me to mix 2 tbs of dark soy sauce and 2 tbs of light soy sauce...but isnt light soy sauce just more diluted dark soy sauce? Do I need to purchase 2 separate fuking soy sauces or can I just water down dark soy sauce and use it instead?

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20463051

>>20463043
yeah nah, they're not similar. light soy sauce is watery but strong and salty; dark soy sauce is thicker and full of flavour but not very salty at all. dark soy sauce adds some dark dimensions of flavour to a dish but primarily it's used for colour, while light soy sauce provides the soy sossy punch we all know and love. they're not the same and bing bongs shouldn't have named them both soy sauce.

>> No.20463056

>>20463043
I'm impressed you made such a dumbass post

>> No.20463062

>>20463051
sounds like i can just use caramel coloring instead

>> No.20463066

>>20463062
you honestly can, although dark soy does have a very earthy glutamate flavour which adds something. but you are using very little of it and I find its own flavour gets mostly overpowered by everything else

>> No.20463070

>>20463056
don't be, retardation is natural for retards



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20462994 No.20462994 [Reply] [Original]

>little shop of fortune edition
what are some fine little off the beaten track pom and mop stores you've found for great produce?

Also general grocery stories, tips, and tricks on the blessed day of the sunday shop

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20463003

in Australia every town in every state has a Coles or Woolies, they dominate and there's pretty much zero competition, and they price fix which is complete bullshit.

But, there are some other options even though they tend to be a little more expensive. IGA operates as a franchise with owners able to decide on their own product lines and suppliers, because of this the IGA markets in country town tend to have the absolute best produce.

But my favourite is a family-owned market called Panetta Mercato that has 6 locations are Sydney. Easily the best produce anywhere in the city and by far. Also tons of great imports including Mexican and American hot sauces, French and Italian cheeses, fancy deli meats and frozen good like perogi and pelmeni and stuff. Bit more expensive of course but fuck this place is the tits. At the end of the day the managers are always out hocking the leftover melons and bananas at huge discounts because they don't want to just throw shit away and they can still make a buck.



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20462973 No.20462973 [Reply] [Original]

I used to think monterey jack was not the best cheese but now I think it is the best or maybe #2 or #3 because there's some other good cheeses too

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>> No.20463019

>>20463014
I like to take mushrooms, remove the stems and fill the caps with pepper jack, cover it with sausage so the cheese is sealed in, put breadcrumbs over the sausage and olive oil on the mushroom and grill them until the sausage cooks and cheese melts

>> No.20463023

>>20463019
that sounds pretty good
what kind of mushrooms we talkin?

>> No.20463028

>>20463023
Just regular button mushrooms, big enough to get plenty of cheese in the cap but not so big it turns into a big soggy saucer

>> No.20463029

>>20463028
Ahhh gotcha, yeah I hate buttons. But I'm spoiled cause we have wild mushrooms pretty accessible here. I bet your things still taste pretty good though since buttons are completely tasteless and then they have cheese and sausage

>> No.20463031

>>20463029
Buttons are like white bread, all you taste is the filling, but you could use anything with the right cap size



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20462935 No.20462935 [Reply] [Original]

What do you guys add to it to bring it to the next level? I think everybody knows about tuna, broccoli, hotdog wieners, or even sprinkling parmesan cheese, but is there anything else that you would like to share?

>> No.20462979

>>20462935
Heavy cream is basically the secret to making good macaroni and cheese. That and butter of course. It's not fucking health food.



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20462930 No.20462930 [Reply] [Original]

Were oranges named after the color orange or was the color orange named after oranges?

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>> No.20462963

>>20462959
Mmmmhhhmmmmmmm this one goes great with lazer lemon!

>> No.20462975

>>20462952
¥umby

>> No.20463063

>>20462930
They were both named after William of Orange.

>> No.20463091

>>20462930
Why do you think, Facebook frog?

>> No.20463095

>>20462947
>>20462952
Mmmm, grayons



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20462921 No.20462921 [Reply] [Original]

For how long should I season cast iron on the stove top? I have heard you should turn off the heat as it when it starts smoking and I have heard you should let it smoke for a few minutes. Which one is right?
Also Can I wash Cast Iron on cold water if it's still hot or can the thermal shock damage it?

>> No.20463034

>>20462921
>For how long should I season cast iron on the stove top?
Idk, heat up until oil just starts to smoke and turn the burner off.
1 or 2 times. Thin layer of oil.
Seasoning on purpose is dumb anyway, just cook something less sticky first. You have to earth that filth, this is the only way for shit to stick well and not delaminate.
>Also Can I wash Cast Iron on cold water if it's still hot or can the thermal shock damage it?
Thermal shock can damage it, plus you'd get scalded by vapor.
If you can't touch it, don't wash it.

>> No.20463196

Some of them today are already treated in factory and comes with a thin patina layer but there is no secret, like anon said >>20463034 if you want seasoning you have to cook with it, choose high polymerazing oil like olive or sesame oil.

To clean it don't fill it to the brim and don't use soapy water, or just one tiny drop, heat the cast iron, add the water and leave it on low heat for few minutes, then gently scrape the bottom with a wooden spatula until you have a wet caramelized goo that can be easely wiped.

If you cook outside you can also let it burn to crisp without any water until the sticky is carbonized, then wipe it with a used towel.



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20462910 No.20462910 [Reply] [Original]

This changes everything!!!

>> No.20462912

>>20462910
kys phoneposter
I hope gookmoot rangebans you someday

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20463192

>>20462912
I don't think gookmoot personally does anything with the website. He has a whole team of jannies who do it all for free!

>> No.20463200

>>20462912
Range bans don't work if you live somewhere dense. Gookmoot can't make money off onlyfans whores if he range bans an entire city.



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20462839 No.20462839 [Reply] [Original]

Do you have an amazing donut recipe or set of techniques you would like to share? I have tried and failed a few times from different recipes online. I have some quality bakers flour this time and would like to know if other anons make their own donuts from scratch.

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>> No.20463000

>>20462948
>>20462972
worth it imo
bought it for my wife Christmas 2020
it had paid dividends
the flourless chocolate wave cake is excellent, among other recipes
it's less focused on the basics of dessert recipes and more twists on basic stuff and intermediate to advanced dessert making
the instructions are very clear and concise

>> No.20463012

>>20463000
Does it have a bunch of ingredients and terminology that is only relevant in the US? Im in Australia

>> No.20463013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaySgj0AJxI
This, because I'm trying to avoid all oils.

>> No.20463016

>>20462839
Everything reminds me of her

>> No.20463022

>>20463016
I'm begging you, donut kill yourself