/ck/ - Food & Cooking

scrambled eggs on top of a pizza base

>get invited to a friend's for dinner
>he serves stew
>it has a very strong orange peel flavor
I am in hell. Kill me, end this misery. Please!

Were oranges named after the color orange or was the color orange named after oranges?

What time should I stop consuming caffeine?

is there anything better than chicken broth and a bit of franks hot sauce?

i like looking at naked women on the internet

>>20427108
>>20427194
Have sex with her and become their father. Do it for the kids, anon. You are their only hope.

i have never had sex

new to whisky, does sherry just mean it smells like fruit and peat means it smells like smoke?

>>20413753
I got a blizzard at the drive thru yesterday and they just handed me a bag with my ice cream inside

Cooking food is for poor people.

white is better than red and nothing anyone says can change this objective reality

With how expensive fast food is getting we have a right to be pissed off when they get our orders wrong

>Drink 400ml of vodka
>Generate 7 litres of urine
Explain this

>>20376943
when my twin bro and i were about 10 he made a triple-decker pb&j sandwich. it may have actually been a quadruple-decker. he also used excessive amounts of peanut butter and jelly, it was dripping out the sides. idk why he did this. after a few bites he got kinda disgusted w/ it but my mom said he had to eat it because she didnt want him to waste the food. she went to the bar every night so soon after that she left and my bro took the sandwich up into the woods behind our house and buried it there. he was really scared our mom would end up finding out and by extension, I got scared too.

fast food isn't good anymore.

You can make chipotle at home for a fraction of the cost.

>>20357188
>Looks like pen0r covered in p00p
kek

only eaten half a bag of [supposedly] chicken 'flavoured' crisps so far that afaik doesn't include any actual chicken or anything remotely derived from an actual chicken
if I can stick it out until I inevitably pass out at ~9pm from alcohol will I be saved and ascend to the Kingdom of Heaven?

>Step 1: Cut a slit so air can vent.
>Step 2: Place in the center of the magical "make hot" box (also known as a microwave).

why is fast food so prevalent in America?

I can get it if you're a trucker or something and live on the road, but if you have a normal life then you have LITERALLY no reason to not make your own food.

>>20338558
i have a crush on a mormon. what do

>>20339925
I'm allergic to the seabugs and bugs though

Why exactly did a picture of mayonnaise attract a bunch of pedos and schizos? Am I missing something?