/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why would you do that?

>>20338536
Goyslop

>>20338536
YOU raised the prices? Why would you do that? Fuck you.

remember, crumbl cookies is owned by mormons who believe gays should be second class citizens legally
mormons are the second most conservative voting bloc behind evangelicals
you cannot have a same sex marriage in a mormon temple, until recently gay kids who came out were excommunicated
do not buy their cookies
do not enable their hatred

>>20338537
>>20338553
mrow sorry

>>20338558
Nice reverse psychology, m*rmon
Still not buying your slop

>>20338558
Reminder that Mormons tried to fuck over Trump in the 2016 election by running a Mormon candidate so Utah wouldn't go red. They tried to help Hilary Clinton they are evil.

https://www.inc.com/suzanne-lucas/layoffs-labor-violations-crumbl-cookies-what-not-to-do.html

>>20338536
again?

>>20338558
Fucking Based.
>>20338747
>Mormons tried to fuck over Trump
Also very Based.
>They tried to help Hilary Clinton
meh 2/3 isn't bad. They sound more Chaotic Neutral than evil.

>>20338536
THATS SO EVIL OF THEM
THEY ARE EVIL
THEY ARE EVIL
THEY DID THIS TO ME ON PURPOSE

>>20338958
YWNBAW

>>20338536
Pedo symbol with jizz on it bottom right. They hide in plain sight

>>20338558
This makes me want to go buy some but I'm on a cut and anyway they are wayyy overpriced. Perhaps when I am down to my ideal BF% I'll have some though.

Fuck faggots

>>20339017
>Perhaps
Not a chance, ameriblubber

They’re good, but they really aren’t all that much better than a bag or box or whatever the fuck Oreos come in some sort of bag-box hybrid.

>>20339038
tfw the slop comes in a literal trough

>>20338558
wtf they are based? it seemed like a run of the mill leftist millenial city slicker owned brand, i will make sure to buy them now if i ever come to America

>>20338558
Based. Stop trying this reverse psychology advertising though. Still not buying your overpriced shit cookies.

>>20339017
My ideal BF% is 0 because I'm not a faggot like you.

>>20339038
oreos bad

>>20338563
>>20338747
>>20338958
>>20339017
>>20339195
>>20339295
um this isnt a ok thing to do

my old boss was morbidly obese. she'd buy the office a box of these once a week
never had one that was cooked through, i like dry crispy cookies though

>>20338558
I don't care about such nonsense, I'll still go there and split a keylime pie cookie with my daughter from time to time

>>20338536
>Sell overpriced ok cookies
>Ameritards actually but this shit regularly instead of actually good, rare deserts
Why don't you just make yummy chocolate chip cookies at home, laziest? Their other flavors aren't even that good.

>>20340023
Theyre like 800 cals if you eat the entire cookie.
And yeah theyre very soft.

>>20338558
The chick Fil a schizo found a new target

>>20338558
Im an even bigger fan now

>>20338558
stop trying to get people to buy your shitty overpriced faggot cookies

>>20338747
This. They also claim to be Christians but they also think that Jesus Christ is a man from another planet who was upgraded to godhood because he was a good Mormon on his original home planet.

>>20338558
i have a crush on a mormon. what do

>>20340907
i guess convert to mormonism they love that shit

>>20340920
dam

>>20340930
you can always uncovert, its a classic case of utilizing the delta between how two different entities value something

>>20338558
but Mormons also believe in multiple wives
so their anti-gay and harem beliefs make me want crumbl even more, what now co/ck/suckers?

>>20338558
Damn if they weren't such jews I'd patronize that business.

>>20338558
>gays should be second class citizens legally
Based, I'll buy two dozen. But I won't eat them because one cookie has almost a thousand calories and I don't want to turn into a diabetic fatass. I'll hand them out to the homeless. Thanks for letting me know about another good business to support.