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20503707 No.20503707 [Reply] [Original]

I'm going for a walk in the woods tomorrow. What goodies should I take with me?

>> No.20503729

>>20503707
Trail mix, but not the one with m&ms.

>> No.20503735

>>20503707
it's just a walk. eat when you get home.

>> No.20503749
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20503749

>>20503707
You need to carb load for a brisk, one day walk. Bring lots of white bread and pasta alfredo

>> No.20503750

>>20503707
a weapon

>> No.20503757

>>20503707
machete.
it scares off the elves.
https://youtube.com/shorts/U8R0k5x-y3k

>> No.20503766
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20503766

>>20503707
bring a few of these in your backpack with brown paper sleeves

is there even a point to being outside if you're not going to violate open container law?

>> No.20503797

>>20503766
yes, to violate others as all the local delivery places have blacklisted your address

>> No.20503809

>>20503797
My ex got me blacklisted at Hop Sing's
They had some really good flounder

>> No.20503823

>>20503766
>open container law
wot

>> No.20503826

>>20503823
it's a humiliation ritual golems are subjected to, in the land of the free notwithstanding

>> No.20503830

>>20503823
public drunkenness used to be an epidemic, so they outlawed it.

>> No.20503841
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20503841

>>20503707
Don't forget some water, a gun in case some weirdos jump you, and some gardettos.

>> No.20503849

>>20503823
And the home of the brave

>> No.20503859

Insect repellant and pants in socks

>> No.20503867

>>20503707
Don't forget some condoms and some lube, a boy scout always has to be prepared.

>> No.20503896

>>20503729
>>20503841
>you're going outside with limited water supply, pack the saltiest food you can possibly buy

>> No.20504037

>>20503896
>raise salt content above your surrounding
>the salt attracts moisture
heh

>> No.20504083

>>20503896
yes
whats your complaint

>> No.20504153
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20504153

>>20503896
In that case OP should make sure to bring a Rambo knife.

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20504175

>>20503707
A couple pounds if raisins.

>> No.20504250

>>20504037
Kek

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20504269

>>20503707
Make sure to bring a spook repellent

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>>20503707
>>20503757
>>20504153

Gotta be prepared for anything. I unironically dress like right.
>Balaclava for sun damage prevention
>Mosquito proof

>> No.20504277

>>20503707
Bring a hori knife to harvest some cool plants or mushrooms if you're into that.
>My wife spends the walks scouting for morels
>I look around for golden teachers