/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20463227]

Happy cinco de mayo /ck/

[Anonymous No.20463228]

Overpriced

[Anonymous No.20463231]

>>20463228
that's what i said to your mother last night

[Anonymous No.20463248]

>>20463227
I don't have a taco bell either 50 miles of me

[Anonymous No.20463253]

[Anonymous No.20463254]

>>20463253
did he seriously say "I love Hispanics" holy lmao

[Anonymous No.20463258]

>>20463253
that does look good, too bad they aren't on the menu any more. they were $18 in 2016

[Anonymous No.20463266]

>>20463254

Gotta cover all his bases

[Anonymous No.20463270]

>>20463254
He's in his 70s. I wouldn't expect a 70+ person to know how to sound politically correct in the modern world. His time was really the 1980s. Similar deal with Biden and all other old guys. Expecting them to know how to sound and act in the 2020s isn't really fair. You'll sound like an out of touch retard too during the 2050s.

[Anonymous No.20463381]

>>20463258
>trump branded water
Now ive seen it all

[Anonymous No.20463429]

>>20463254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwt-SqHARQ

[Anonymous No.20463441]

>>20463227
Happy Cinco de Mayo. I'm currently taking a huge beer and pizza shit, but after that I'll put a load of laundry in, and after THAT I'll be getting starting on a chile colorado / ropa vieja type thing with a chuck roast, bell pepper, onion, tomato, and chipotle powder (and some beer of course.) Oven at 350 for 2-3 hours or until tender, shred, mix with sauce, enjoy.

[Anonymous No.20463448]

>>20463227
>85¢ item is now $1 for a limited time
>this is somehow a deal
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.20463551]

>>20463227
Hispanic here. If you really want to celebrate (I don't), then at least try to make somewhat authentic street tacos with corn tortillas and a thin steak fried in butter/lard. All of the toppings are completely optional IMHO. Ultimately these are just healthier versions of sandwiches.

The slop being sold at fast food joints has been contaminated by rancid seed oils which is why they're famous for making you shit out your guts the next day.

[Anonymous No.20463554]

>>20463448
It's not 2016 anymore, Taco Bell tacos are $1.69 and have been for years thanks to Biden's Strong Economy.

[Anonymous No.20463563]

>>20463231
were you talking to her about taco bell?

[Anonymous No.20463564]

>>20463227
Only if you use the app and you're limited to five regular tacos.

[Anonymous No.20463602]

>>20463253
https://youtu.be/fXWq2AVlrsY?si=ALX8qjheviNPJkhi

[Anonymous No.20463973]

Taco meatloaf is in the oven, flour tortillas are ready for meatloaf, "traditional taco fixings" like lettuce tomato and onion, beans have been mashed and pressed through the sieve and about to be refried and beer, jarritos and homemade hibiscus/jamaica soda is chilled.
What should I do with the meatloaf's rendered fat? I was thinking a tomato-juice-based gravy as a burrito dipping sauce. And I just realized I forgot to cook the rice so I'm gonna do that right now.
What're y'all having/making?

[Anonymous No.20463989]

>>20463551
No. This is a holiday where I troll my wife's best friend's Mexican husband with Americanized parodies of his native cuisine. He's not here this year because his dad died a few days ago and they're in Texas for the funeral (yesterday) and staying a few days setting things up for his mother.
And how fucking authentic is a street taco if you make that shit in a house and not on a street? That's a house taco. Fuck you and your inauthentic bullshit, Paco.

[Anonymous No.20464070]

Imagine eating this good.

[Anonymous No.20464099]

>>20463270
Stop making excuses for rich old faggots

[Anonymous No.20464135]

>>20463554
They're 1.99 here (southern state, not California)

I got the 5 for 5 and hit the help button on my order to say it was all wrong and got a $10 voucher :^)

[Anonymous No.20464169]

>>20463989
Your joke food is making everyone sick. Humans aren't even supposed to be eating so much corn/bread/pasta/rice BUT at least frying razor thin corn tortillas in animal fat slows down the sugar spikes so you don't feet like you're starving all the time.

I don't even know how many slices of bacon you need to cram in a burger before it has the same effect.

[Anonymous No.20464191]

>>20463254
Better than ever uttering "Latinx"

[Anonymous No.20464217]

>>20463254
aren't mexicunt just hispanic rape babies? don't really see the issue with calling them that.

[Anonymous No.20464226]

>>20464169
>Humans aren't even supposed to be eating so much corn/bread/pasta/rice
the countries that are home to the longest, healthy living populations on earth all eat an enormous amount of refined grain, kiddo, so it's clearly demonstrably fine.
>don't even know how many slices of bacon you need to cram in a burger before it has the same effect.
Nor would I, Paco. I'm from one of those countries where people live so long that they basically just forget to die. I don't eat much bacon or burgers. Last time I had a burger was last week. Time before that must've been last summer. And each time, is one, single, 100g raw weight burger. Last time I had bacon was November and before that, the November prior.
I eat mostly vegetables, some grain and some dairy (it's good being white), some fish and poultry and very little red meat so don't preach at me about burgers and bacon and animal fat until you get your house in order. Last I looked into it, Mexico is an even fatter population than America and looking it to now, it seems to still be the case. Also, if we take out the rampant murder rate, the life expectancy is still considerably lower than America (by six years lol) and far lower than mine (by 13 lmao).
Keep avoiding those carbs, tho. : )
We just ate our joke food and I'm in the garage getting a second case of beer from the fridge (and phoneposting here). Back to it!

[Anonymous No.20464243]

>>20463227
i had a burrito today, does it count?

[Anonymous No.20464271]

>>20463253
Baste

[Anonymous No.20464326]

I heckin' love Taco Bell! Such a good value!

[Anonymous No.20464332]

Tedt

[Anonymous No.20464352]

>>20464226
https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertglatter/2015/09/08/50-percent-of-adults-in-u-s-have-diabetes-or-pre-diabetes-study-finds/

Also like I said your american slop is making EVERYONE sick. Central america didn't really have things like sandwiches/rice/cereals/vegetables/soda.

I get it though, gimping the intelligence of hispanics means you can more easily exploit us for cheap labor. Poor gringo, you can't live without us and hate us at the same time. What a pickle. What was that saying? He cries in pain as he strikes you? It's a weird relationship we have, like some kind of zitcom.

>>20464243
It's a frankenstein sugar bomb. The taco-sandwich I guess. I'm surprised nobody has invented bathing it in melted butter yet, that would make it 10X healthier.

[Anonymous No.20464483]

>>20463551
I'm actually going to do whatever the fuck I want, but thanks, Paco.

[Anonymous No.20464512]

>>20464483
Gringo, it's a ticking time bomb. Not just for you but for everyone that was conned into eating what farm animals eat. Cancer/diabetes is on the rise and we're not going to have a good time when the chickens come home to roost, so to speak.

I hope I'm wrong though. A future where everyone is perpectually sick paying like $1,000 a month in healthy insurance seems pretty grim to me.

[Anonymous No.20464553]

>>20463551
>Hispanic here
ADIOS JOTO

[Anonymous No.20464567]

>>20463563
No we were plowing her taco with my bellend

[Anonymous No.20464576]

>>20463602
Now this makes me want to drink bud light again. I am so glad they have improved the fucking ad messaging

[Anonymous No.20464600]

I like white man tacos in the same way I like chinese american food but nothing beats the real deal for me. Also tamales are fucking delcious, I always make sure to get at least one when I order mexican.

[Anonymous No.20464642]

>>20464352
You are not very smart, Paco.

[Anonymous No.20464648]

>>20463227
Today is the anniversary of the day I decided to never go to Taco Smell again. I paid $20 for a mediocre shit tier meal that barely filled me up.

[Anonymous No.20464649]

>>20464600
One of the Americanized abominations I've made for Cinco in the past is a tamal casserole. Basically a cottage/shepherd's pie but with homemade tamal dough on top instead of mash and the filling is made with Old El Paso or whatever taco seasoning. Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.20465034]

>>20464070
That picture reminded me to open up a bottle of green El Yucateco, now I have only two greens and one red left before I have to restock. Red & Green are both great on pizza and chink food.

[Anonymous No.20465256]

>>20465034
Does the green have lead?