/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20503985]

Have you ever known this simple joy?

[Anonymous No.20503989]

>>20503985
I have that same countertop, yes

[Anonymous No.20504001]

>>20503985
I don not know the joy. I would like to experience it.

[Anonymous No.20504004]

>>20503985
That looks suspicious, it that thing in the background some lcd panel or a window, if a window why isn't it opened? I'm gonna guess, it's an lcd panel and that's posted from some kind of prison.

[Anonymous No.20504014]

>>20503985

[Anonymous No.20504017]

>>20504004
Do I detect a hint of jalousie in your voice?

[Anonymous No.20504021]

>>20504004
It's AI.

[Anonymous No.20505359]

>>20503985
Of living in a dead lame suburb? No thankfully

[Anonymous No.20505413]

>>20503985
Yeah

[Anonymous No.20505478]

Lattice top pie thread?

[Anonymous No.20505495]

>>20503985
is that bluebree or blackbree?

also I have made some pies but never one like that :[

[Anonymous No.20506369]

keep in mind th*dies suddenly*

[Anonymous No.20506373]

>>20505478
Lattice looks nice but crumble top with a mix of almond slices and brown sugar and stuff is objectively better tasting. It adds an exrtra layer of flavor to your 'ie

[Anonymous No.20506959]

>>20503985
I tried to make a blueberry pie the other day, and it came out HORRIBLE. The pie crust was bad, the blueberry filling was bad. Still ate it though. It gave me heartburn.

[Anonymous No.20506964]

>>20504017
Heh

[Anonymous No.20506968]

>>20503989
same
never baked a cherry pie though

[Anonymous No.20506978]

>>20505413
>>20505478
oh god yes, the thick and biscuity crosshatched top layers on these look orgasmic. thin strips that turn to dust when cut just dont compete

[Anonymous No.20507373]

>>20506959
It's all part of the process gotta make a shitty pie before you make a epic one

[Anonymous No.20507510]

This thread made me SOOO Randy.
>pic
Such excellent pies.

[Anonymous No.20507514]

>>20503985
>Have you ever known this simple joy?
Looks like a Blackberry pie but here's the hint:

Lattice on a fruit pie is pretty sh*tty, use a full crust, better still - Blackberry and Apple is far better (using cooking apples of course, like Bramleys)

For full marks, learn how to make a British Blackberry and Apple Crumble, you will never look back Anon - trust me.

[Anonymous No.20508568]

>>20507510
Based food rapist back again

[Anonymous No.20508580]

>>20503985
yes, but I could hardly enjoy it right now. I'm just so fucking angry. I hate women and I love them simultaneously. I feel like I'm trapped in my relationship. it's been two years and she just wont leave me alone. I fantasize about fucking her 60yo aunt as a punishment to myself. It wasnt supposed to be like this. I was supposed to have a partner that speaks english and is smart. I'm so fucking angry.

[Anonymous No.20508615]

>>20507373
Sometimes you make a shitty pie after making a good one. Pic related, black cherry pie with a chocolate crust, and using egg yolk wash on top which altogether was destined to look like infected charcoal. Tasted good though, like a cherry cordial in pie form

[Anonymous No.20508721]

>>20505495
>bluebree
>blackbree
moldy brie cheese pie sounds disgusting

[Anonymous No.20508747]

>>20508615
no offense anon but I would not have tried that if offered

[Anonymous No.20508753]

>>20508615
the crust looks radioactive

[Anonymous No.20508787]

>>20508747
>>20508753
I swear it was good, shit score on the presentation points though without doubt

[Anonymous No.20508828]

>>20506373
>almond slices
great way to ruin your 'ie

[Anonymous No.20510242]

>>20508615
why is it burnt wtf