Abominations XIV - Eh good enough

[Anonymous No.2472230]

Post shit thats shit, but in the DIY spirit.

Previous thread >>2465559

[Anonymous No.2472231]

[Anonymous No.2472232]

[Anonymous No.2472236]

>>2472232
devs forgot to check for clipping

[Anonymous No.2472267]

>>2472231
mirror should face the toilet so you can shit shower and shave at the same time

[Anonymous No.2472276]

>>2472231
americans try installing a bidet

[Anonymous No.2472290]

>>2472231
Great Idea, I always get in the shower then need to shit. Getting tired of my drain getting clogged...

[Anonymous No.2472692]

>>2472232
what spider is this?

[Anonymous No.2472886]

[Anonymous No.2472899]

>>2472886
That lady is gunna get caught in the miter saw.

[Anonymous No.2472963]

[Anonymous No.2472965]

>>2472899
>lady

[Anonymous No.2472970]

>>2472963
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.2473017]

>>2472963
It's.. it's.. beautiful.

[Anonymous No.2473051]

>>2473017
That is a really sweet trip hazard, its like a ok chance of death sometimes with a great chance of serious injury

[Anonymous No.2473092]

>>2472230
Whats wrong with this one? I would love to have a shower head that high up...

[Anonymous No.2473103]

>>2472231
I lived in an apartment just like this in Finland (Kallio). It was built in the 1930's for factory workers and the bathroom was an addition decades later.

[Anonymous No.2473127]

>>2473092
>It's facing the opposite wall
Anon, how do you stand in the shower?!

[Anonymous No.2473137]

[Anonymous No.2473139]

>>2472231
There's nothing inherently wrong with this if you are extremely limited on space.

[Anonymous No.2473373]

>>2473017
You have to straddle this to use the sink

[Anonymous No.2473406]

[Anonymous No.2473408]

>>2473127
Should be able to be tilted downward more with the showerhead swivel...

[Anonymous No.2473409]

rate my dorm shower

[Anonymous No.2473578]

>>2473406
secret of the azteks

[Anonymous No.2473607]

>>2472692
Hairius Clippus

[Anonymous No.2473646]

>>2472963 i'm so disappointed in this world
>>2473051 nevermind i feel better now

[Anonymous No.2473785]

>>2473373
>he stands at a sink with his legs less than shoulder-width apart
are you afraid someone's going to look up your dress?

[Anonymous No.2473824]

>>2473785
Putting a foot between the pipe cover (?) and the bench (?) looks suck

[Anonymous No.2473956]

[Anonymous No.2473963]

idk if it's really an abomination because it was a quick, simple, cheap working solution to my problem.

Problem: Toilet tank is filling too much, leading to water flowing down the overflow tube.
Adjustment screw on fill valve is old and stuck in place due to corrosion.

What I did:
>Take a pair of vice grips
>Put them on the adjustment screw on the filler and try to adjust it
>it's corroded so it's stuck in place and I end up breaking it off
>take a quarter and a penny and jam them on top of one another into the space where the screw used to be.
Now when the toilet refills, the float lever presses down on the coins which shuts the filler valve.
Has worked perfect for a month now, the toilet fills to the proper amount and has zero leaks.
picrel is the screw I broke and replace with 26 cents.

[Anonymous No.2474076]

>>2472963
The scorch marks towards the rear of the seat implies this isn't an art exhibit.

[Anonymous No.2474097]

>>2472963
>cookieeeeeee OM NOM NOM

[Anonymous No.2474101]

>>2473963
Should use two pennies.

[Anonymous No.2474372]

>>2473956
Very classy

[Anonymous No.2474374]

>>2474097
>dookie monster

[Anonymous No.2474511]

>>2474374
>Feel the Brown

I don't know exactly when carpet in bathrooms started, but I think it was the late 60's or 70's.
This is the boomers fault

[Anonymous No.2474599]

>>2474511
Have you ever been in a carpeted bathroom? My friend's family has an old cabin in the Poconos and it's a time capsule. One feature is deep pile carpet in the bathroom. I'm telling you, it's absolutely incredible. You come out of the shower and there's not a single cold, slippery thing to step on, and the deep carpet is simultaneously drying off your feet like a towel. You grope your way into the bathroom at night in the middle of the winter, wincing as you prepare for the surgically cold tile floor to sear the bottoms of your feet, but it just never happens. It's the strangest and most lovely experience. And when you've drank too much and you're vomiting, the carpet is so forgiving on your hands and knees. It's like the cabin really loves you.

Yet the women in this guy's family are all trying to take the carpet out of the bathroom saying it "looks disgusting" and it's "full of germs." Hypochondriac nonsense to sterilize the Earth and strip away every ounce of love. They would replace every carpet and wood panel with clinical tile, as they replace dimmable incandescent lights with harsh LED, as they replace a mother's booboo kiss with a cold alcohol wipe. My heart breaks for this future.

[Anonymous No.2474612]

>>2473017
This looks like your average Eastern European school bathroom

[Anonymous No.2474614]

>>2473409
The average Hong kong apartment experience/10

[Anonymous No.2474618]

>>2474599
>here’s your bathroom carpet bro
Blegh!

[Anonymous No.2474624]

>>2474618
This triggers the hypochondriac

[Anonymous No.2474638]

>>2474599
There's these inventions call 'bath mats' you put them on the tiles and clean them when they get dirty
People who don't hang up the bath mats after they're finished in the bathroom so they can dry out will be shot.

This is how it is now because you can't hang up carpet when it gets wet, covered in piss and drenched in fecal matter, vomit and toe jam

[Anonymous No.2474649]

>>2474599
If I was a king then my bathroom would be carpeted in shag and cleaned daily, I can’t imagine a more luxurious bathroom

Carpeted bathrooms are usually only in very shitty apartments or dilapidated/outdated houses. Small-minded people see this and can’t imagine a scenario where a carpeted bathroom is an extreme luxury.

[Anonymous No.2474651]

>>2474638
>hanging up your bath mat after every use

Either you’ve chosen a shitty bathmat or have a serious moisture retention problem in your bathroom. The whole point is to wash them frequently, theres no need to dry them out in 15 min instead of 60 min

[Anonymous No.2474653]

>>2474599
>>2474624
What about grass as carpet for your bathroom?

[Anonymous No.2474659]

>>2474097
>>2474374

[Anonymous No.2474697]

>>2474638
The carpet in the cabin bathroom has not been cleaned in 50 years and it's literally fine. I have never hung a bath mat or cleaned it. I have never gotten sick from the imaginary germs. I cannot imagine what it's like to be cleaning and hanging mats every day like a paranoid schizophrenic. You need to see a therapist immediately.

[Anonymous No.2474701]

>>2474697
You ARE the carpet.
50 years of shit and random DNA working their way to the backing has resulted in it achieving sentience.

[Anonymous No.2474723]

>>2474659
Kek, that's breddy gud

[Anonymous No.2474724]

>>2474511
behold, a carpeted bathtub

[Anonymous No.2474725]

>>2474653
>step out of tub
>feet are instantly dirty again

[Anonymous No.2474733]

>>2473409
indian/10

[Anonymous No.2474735]

>>2474599
Ever heard of house shoes?
Also, unless you pee like a girl, there's years of dried urine all around that toilet.

[Anonymous No.2474758]

>>2474735
Did you know that there's 500,000 years of dried urine all over the ground outside? Animals have been pissing and shitting on your lawn since the dawn of time. Yet you can still go on the grass barefoot and nothing will happen. At least, your parents could do that, I'm not sure if you're psychologically able.

[Anonymous No.2474986]

Pic rel

[Anonymous No.2474999]

>>2474651
>15 min instead of 60 min
No, it wont be dry. It will sit on a cold tile floor and remain sodden until I come in and tread on it in bare feet. Then I will feel bad, which now makes it my life mission to make whoever did that also feel bad, ashamed and have their nose rubbed in it like a bad puppy.
We're humans, not shrieking animals
We put the mat up off the floor where it can dry, otherwise we're just two steps away from complete societal collapse

>>2474697
>You need to see a therapist immediately.
I see my therapist next week, I'm doing fine and not killed anyone for the last 14 years

[Anonymous No.2475037]

>>2474999
checked. Comfy.
Take that toilet roll cover Pepe...

[Anonymous No.2475051]

>>2473409
the dead 'goldfish' in the blue tub makes this pure pottery

[Anonymous No.2475052]

>>2474372
'fancy' apartments brought to you by 3rd world construction

[Anonymous No.2475054]

>>2474511
im sensing anger that your bathroom is not as psychadelic friendly

[Anonymous No.2475055]

>>2474624
carpet looks nice. overhang on the tub triggers the fuck out of me. thats a moldly spider and silverfish spawnpoint

[Anonymous No.2475060]

>>2475055
You will cohabitate the bugs

[Anonymous No.2475104]

>>2474758
Alright. You've jumped the shark. And your faggy foot fetish is showing.

[Anonymous No.2476757]

>>2472963
>Imagine the fucking smell

[Anonymous No.2476761]

>>2474999
Why not just bleach the whole room every once in a while like you’re supposed to I don’t understand the problem

[Anonymous No.2478023]

>>2474612
This is EXACTLY what i had in mind

[Anonymous No.2478224]

>>2474599
>Have you ever been in a carpeted bathroom?
My bathroom is carpeted and it's the worst thing ever. It's all matted up and disgusting and it traps hairs like a motherfucker. I try so hard to petition my father to let me rip it out and replace it with tile but he won't fucking budge.

[Anonymous No.2478226]

>>2474697
You know that something can be fucking disgusting without it being actually harmful, right?

[Anonymous No.2478244]

>>2478226
No I do not

[Anonymous No.2478552]

>>2472899
>That lady is gunna get caught in the miter saw.
>lady

umm, anon...

[Anonymous No.2478843]

Here some OC.

[Anonymous No.2478965]

>>2478843
>that wallpaper
did you hung this up?

[Anonymous No.2478977]

>>2478965
No, sister did.

[Anonymous No.2478986]

>>2472963
It'd be a bit acceptable if they were single-use only, fuck cold seats

[Anonymous No.2478990]

>>2478843
>>2478965
>wallpaper
oh good, I thought I was having a stroke

[Anonymous No.2479380]

Spotted this recently I just had to post it.

[Anonymous No.2479900]

>>2472231
This looks wrong, but If the idea is to save space or bath in a seat or while taking a dump, its clearly functional and ok,

[Anonymous No.2480464]

>>2472267
This guy right here knows the value of his time. Keep grinding king.

[Anonymous No.2480504]

>>2472267
Mirror fogs up

[Anonymous No.2481940]

>>2479380
brazil?

[Anonymous No.2482256]

>>2473956
VLC bless you.

[Anonymous No.2482258]

>>2472231
Man I need this for my period poops where my entire body gets soaked in sweat as my insides liquify into hot death.

[Anonymous No.2482269]

>>2482258
Hot

[Anonymous No.2482301]

>>2479380
The suicide shower is well know, however, the remains of the last occupant in the bottom is a new one

[Anonymous No.2482413]

[Anonymous No.2482747]

>>2478986
try wearing a union suit

[Anonymous No.2482937]

>>2478843
how did they convert an electric single burner into a gas one?

[Anonymous No.2482955]

>>2472231
there's absolutely nothing wrong with this

[Anonymous No.2482973]

>>2482413
better paint it all grey with grey trim, that'll make it better

[Anonymous No.2482979]

>>2482973
The grey will at least add an exta $100k onto your homes asking price

[Anonymous No.2483009]

>>2482937
Carefully

[Anonymous No.2483231]

>>2472231
This is a wet bath, a little too big but standard in tiny homes, RVs, and Vans

[Anonymous No.2483234]

>>2472963
>when you see it

[Anonymous No.2483261]

>>2474599
I wear sandals after showering making the floor a non-issue.

I use terrycloth towels for bath mats. Dry off then when time to wash towel it becomes mat, then gets washed after wiping the floor with it. Dry,clean fast easy cheap/

[Anonymous No.2483299]

>>2472231
>easy to keep clean
>No wood or plaster to rot

[Anonymous No.2483302]

>>2474733
wat do you mean? thats not the street?

[Anonymous No.2483303]

>>2474372
Are those ethernet cables and hubs?

[Anonymous No.2483310]

>>2474599
>"looks disgusting" and it's "full of germs."
Theyre right. There's tons of piss an fecal matter that definitely gets in there.

>And when you've drank too much and you're vomiting, the carpet is so forgiving on your hands and knees. It's like the cabin really loves you.
Good luck if you get vomit on the carpet.

>deep carpet is simultaneously drying off your feet like a towel.
you mean holding all the moisture and growing mold.

>you grope your way into the bathroom at night in the middle of the winter, wincing as you prepare for the surgically cold tile floor to sear the bottoms of your feet, but it just never happens.

I would rather stick my feet in ice than step on piss shit and mold filled bathroom carpet.

[Anonymous No.2483313]

>>2474624
>hypochondriac
mold and shit are real.

[Anonymous No.2483314]

>>2474758
A bathroom is enclosed and a smaller surface area. Totally different than outside.

[Anonymous No.2483317]

>>2474618
The next time I find myself in a carpeted bathroom I'm pissing every where and smearing shit into it, just to teach them a lesson on why you shouldn't have a carpeted bathroom.

[Anonymous No.2483353]

>>2483313
Did you know there's mold and shit touching your skin RIGHT NOW?

[Anonymous No.2483359]

>>2472886
>bosch

[Anonymous No.2483375]

>>2472231
Might be kinda nice to shit and show at the same time. No need to waffle stomp.

[Anonymous No.2483429]

>>2472230

[Anonymous No.2483487]

>>2483353
Yeah, but I'd still like to keep it at it a low. If you dont mind shit so much you should just move to india an shit in the street pajai.

[Anonymous No.2483607]

>>2483487
Do Indians get sick more than you? No. In fact, they just have less allergies than you and stronger immune systems because they're hardy.

India had 44.6M covid cases with a population of 1.38 billion, and the US had 96M covid cases with a population of 329M. The Indians are practically invincible to disease. And the death rates are the same despite the US having the world's most healthcare spending and highest tech hospitals, whereas India is a third world country with practically no infrastructure.

[Anonymous No.2483609]

>>2483607
poo in loo

[Anonymous No.2483611]

>>2472963
when you see it, you'll shit bricks .....in a different toilet

[Anonymous No.2483726]

>>2472886
Whyyyyyyy........

[Anonymous No.2484243]

>>2474659
haha

[Anonymous No.2484248]

>>2483726
This is… very european.

[Anonymous No.2484252]

>>2482413
Nice, they've gone to a lot of extra effort there and you can tell

[Anonymous No.2484263]

>>2479380
Poor dude got zapped to dust and flushed down the drain.

[Anonymous No.2484331]

>>2472231
In Thailand there was a closet sized toilet + shower combo like this. It was actually suuuuper comfy when hung over cause you could sit, piss, shit, and take a shower.

[Anonymous No.2484374]

>>2482301
how is it new it's just shit smeared into the shower drain like you guys always talk about

[Anonymous No.2484382]

>>2483607

It said an accurate figure may “prove elusive” but the true death toll “is likely to be an order of magnitude greater than the official count.”

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/india-s-covid-deaths-likely-10-times-official-toll-study-n1274450

[Anonymous No.2484768]

>>2480504
hook the mirror to one of those fancy spinny windows they put in milling machines

[Anonymous No.2484771]

>>2475054

[Anonymous No.2485926]

>>2482258
trans men don't have period.

[Anonymous No.2486516]

>>2479380
This is actually a picture of a Nazi WWII homicidal shower, they used to zap jews into ash and wash them down the drain…it sounds unbelievable, but it’s true.

[Anonymous No.2486521]

>>2486516
Not to be confused with the nazi u-boat captain shower.
>anything less than 5 valves just isn't worth knowing

[Anonymous No.2486758]

>>2479380
You can smell the frat boy piss at two miles out.

[Anonymous No.2486759]

>>2482937
Get enough shit around the element and you too can have a grease fire in your kitchen.

[Anonymous No.2487507]

>>2484768
to be fair doors often a solid slab of material and if they're exterior doors they're weatherproof as well and people throw them out all the time.

[Anonymous No.2487512]

>>2483303
no, just electricity and junction boxes

[Anonymous No.2487528]

>>2474724
I could see that being some kind of arty-farty room functions switched with room styles as some kind of "Bedroom in the bathroom" thing. A plush "bathtub" as a bed could be kind of comfy.

[Anonymous No.2487532]

>>2472963
That's from opiate use. I've seen that in every toilet where I know someone in that house takes either oxycontin, or lortabs. Always boomers.

[Anonymous No.2487538]

>>2483310
>I would rather stick my feet in ice than step on piss shit and mold filled bathroom carpet.
you forgot the vomit

[Anonymous No.2487702]

>>2487507
my grandpa was a contractor forever and saved doors to use as shelves in his basement

[Anonymous No.2487703]

>>2472232
Gypsies?

[Anonymous No.2489110]

usa btw

[Anonymous No.2489115]

>>2474097
Keked

[Anonymous No.2489179]

>>2474599
based

[Anonymous No.2489191]

>>2486521
>2022
>Not having a Bloody Stupid Johnson

[Anonymous No.2489286]

>>2484768
So when I was at college, there was a house boat down on the river that had been extended upwards by using doors. Everything above the waterline had been cut off and replaced with doors. There was one proper door to get in mounted on the side, with a doorbell and everything. The owner used to sit on top and shout and throw things at anyone trying to take pictures of it. My mother was visiting me there one day, we'd gone down to the river for some food, and I wanted to show her this weird fucked up boat. We got to where it was, and it had fucking sunk overnight.

[Anonymous No.2489300]

>>2489110
Could be wired to a GFCI, that's how the outlet next to my sink is. I assume that one specifically isn't but still.

[Anonymous No.2489304]

>>2485926
IBS, not a tranny

[Anonymous No.2489336]

>>2489286
think somebody sunk it to fuck with him, or it was just shittily built?

[Anonymous No.2489358]

>>2489336
Shittily built, no way in hell that thing was watertight. The river was pretty shallow where it was moored, so you could see it all folded in on itself at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.2489849]

[Anonymous No.2489911]

>>2473137
Just attach some spreader head and it's good

[Anonymous No.2489913]

>>2473963
>quarter and a penny
7/10 not jew-proof

[Anonymous No.2489918]

>>2473409
Some faggot installed it on it's side.

[Anonymous No.2489924]

>>2472963
The only time I saw something like this that was vaguely-acceptable (to someone {probably}) was in this house my family was renting.
The house:
>2 floors and basement
>Attached heated garage
>Bi-level main floor
>2 bathrooms
>Central vacuum
So you'd think that it was a decently wealthy family living there, but then:
>Upstairs bathroom
>Toilet seat is padded
>Like, a sponge cushion, covered in white pleather so at least it's easier to clean
>No stains, nothing gross
But like god damn it just makes the mind race. Why? For what reason would they choose this? Problems with hemorrhoids? Apparently it was a family with two daughters, maybe they requested this?

[Anonymous No.2489989]

>>2482413
I'm to say I'm an amateur han/diy/man is a massive overstatement, so for me, this is like one of those "spot the differences" puzzles, except it's "spot the fuck-ups!" Lets see if even a complete retard can spot how much these people fucked up:
>Mantle like 2-3 feet too high, should be framing the upper heat vent
>Mantle so far off-center its touching the right edge of the brick (if intentional, even worse)
>Fireplace off-center to the right as well
>Fireplace just slightly more off-center to the right than the mantle, so they don't even line up with each other
>A ton of carpet and wooden fixtures installed as close to the fireplace as possible (can be forgiven since it's an electric "fireplace" and less of a fire hazard)
>Electric "fireplace" (not inherently wrong, but extra sad because there isn't even any fire)
>Zero attempt to hide the cord, didn't even try pushing it into the corners to reduce tripping hazard
>Trying to go for the "real fireplace" look, but couldn't even be bothered to get some decorative fireplace tools

[Anonymous No.2490000]

>>2489286
>house boat
>had been extended upwards by using doors
>had fucking sunk overnight
Lmao
>Holy shit I just made a second floor!
>If I could make a second floor, I could probably make a basement...

[Anonymous No.2490006]

>>2489849
>... And here's the bathroom!
>What? Where's the wooden furniture, or plaid curtains, or, uh... clean toilet seat...?
>I'm sorry sir, why do you ask?
>The listing clearly says right here that the bathroom has "rugged aesthe-" ... oh god damn you.

[Anonymous No.2490045]

>>2489989
Worst of all, it's cramped up and uncomfortable between the "fireplace" and the walls

[Anonymous No.2490150]

>>2490006
fucking laughed

[Anonymous No.2490157]

>>2484252
This is how I feel about every layout I get from my current kitchen designers.

[Anonymous No.2490247]

>>2489849
is that a furnace next to the warmed up toilet?

[Anonymous No.2490334]

>>2490247
boilers and terlets, terlets and boilers
and that one boiling terlet

[Anonymous No.2490736]

>>2474999
Do you instantly hop out of the shower after turning it off then use the mat as a towel or something? I have my towel hanging right next to the shower and at least dab it on myself some before stepping out. Not to mention I have an exhaust fan running so the steam isn't clinging to everything.

[Anonymous No.2491009]

>>2489110
Where else do you plug the toaster in?

[Anonymous No.2491015]

>>2489924
My fat boomer mom loves the padded toilet seats

[Anonymous No.2491099]

>>2491009
>bread already toasted
Wasted death.

[Anonymous No.2491103]

>>2491099
he's killing himself because he burnt his toast.... again

[Anonymous No.2491123]

>>2474599
/salute

[Anonymous No.2491125]

>>2474986
Where is source from

[Anonymous No.2491128]

>>2489924
My grandma had a padded toilet seat and pink carpet on the lid. They were relatively well off, so I think it’s a generational thing.

[Anonymous No.2491660]

>>2482955
I would agree except the non-euclidean drainage and disgusting grout work. The toilet / shower arrangement is valid. Pretty much every RV is built like that.

[Anonymous No.2491841]

>>2473963
You can fix a red ringed Xbox 360 with two pennies wrapped in electrical tape, chips pop off the board and the pennies hold them in place against the frame when you tighten the motherboard down, Google Xbox penny trick

[Anonymous No.2491848]

>>2478843
Why is that pan twisted

[Anonymous No.2491864]

>>2489304
Try FODMAP diet and also get screened for endometriosis.

[Anonymous No.2491922]

The mediocre semi-rural suburbs around Houston where people have just a bit of money but absolutely zero taste is a wonderland of questionable design decisions.

[Anonymous No.2491945]

>>2491922
The fuck is behind the six doors?
Must be a gameshow host's house

[Anonymous No.2491958]

>>2491945
Looks like a room or stairwell flanked by individual closets.

Terrible place for a desk.

[Anonymous No.2491964]

>>2491922
you sure this isn't a picture of those kitchen sets they have in a big area of home depot

[Anonymous No.2491977]

>>2491922
bro . . . i don't even... why the fuk are there 6 doors?! lmao

[Anonymous No.2491987]

>>2491964
I found it on HAR, some place around Caney Creek. It's an actual residence. I closed the window and have history turned off so I can't give a link, sadly.

[Anonymous No.2492093]

>>2491848
Aluminium pan.

[Anonymous No.2492120]

>>2491922
Whole lot is a fucking shambles, there's just shit everywhere and all it needs is 14 cats, stacks of newspapers and some purple hair

[Anonymous No.2492608]

>>2489849
All that is missing is some nice, soft padding on the toilet seat.

[Anonymous No.2492669]

>>2474599

Contractor here.

Bathroom carpet WILL mold. Just cause you don't see it, it's under the surface.

[Anonymous No.2492748]

>>2473406
I guess they thing polygrout is the same as poly expanding foam.

[Anonymous No.2492852]

>>2489110
strong brazilian vibes

[Anonymous No.2492853]

[Anonymous No.2492854]

[Anonymous No.2492870]

>>2492854
That`s for puking

[Anonymous No.2492872]

>>2492870
grab bars for puking
.
.
.
brilliant

[Anonymous No.2493061]

>>2492748
Not really, different density. The foam is far less dense and cannot retain heat as well. However they are potentially just using up scraps on a not particularly important wall

[Anonymous No.2493080]

>>2491125
A tv commercial.

[Anonymous No.2493153]

[Anonymous No.2493159]

>>2493153

[Anonymous No.2493850]

>>2491922
1.coat room
2.half bathroom
3.hallway
4.pantry
5.?
6.?

[Anonymous No.2493948]

>>2493850
basement & garage
I hate the fact door #3 swings out when the rest swing in.

[Anonymous No.2493983]

>>2482301
>drawn objects == real
i wish the world worked like that kek

[Anonymous No.2494002]

>>2493983
https://e-hentai.org/g/1782255/e981325315/

[Anonymous No.2494707]

>shutters

[Anonymous No.2494722]

[Anonymous No.2494727]

>>2494707
did this person think shutters are like cafe doors?
on closer inspection, these appear to be pinned to the wall on all for corners

[Anonymous No.2494768]

>>2474599
I present the Four-Poster Bath. Gaze on it and Be Amazed and Enlightened!

[Anonymous No.2494773]

[Anonymous No.2494787]

>>2494773
it's... beautiful

[Anonymous No.2494844]

>>2483726
>>2484248
it was in germany.

but the story is the bakery was renovating and they put a milky foil on the glass so you cant see throught

[Anonymous No.2495017]

>>2494707
Is that "garage door" a sheet of metal roofing?

[Anonymous No.2495019]

>>2483726 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-1Dwhh7dEc

[Anonymous No.2495037]

>>2474725
green grass fells pretty good though.

[Anonymous No.2495045]

>>2484331
you ever fart in the shower? The idea of taking a stinky crap while in there is horrible.

[Anonymous No.2495052]

>>2494727
Actually it'd be cool to have swinging cafe doors for your garage that locked after you left

[Anonymous No.2495053]

>>2474653
I have dreamed of and proposed here previously a house with an entirely grass floor

[Anonymous No.2495060]

>>2494773
Satisfactory irl

[Anonymous No.2495063]

>>2494773
Most satisfying

[Anonymous No.2495067]

>>2495053
I love plants enough to try having grass instead of carpet.

[Anonymous No.2495086]

>>2494773
>The only thing "properly" done is the meters

Slumlord of the year. Too bad he lost a years worth of profits in pvc angle knots.

[Anonymous No.2495102]

>>2482413
If it weren't for the fireplace and oversized tv screen this would be pretty neat

[Anonymous No.2495211]

>>2494773
I like how they painted the bottom pipes to match the color of the floor. It's a nice touch.

[Anonymous No.2495426]

>>2478843
>electric hob
>flames
wat

[Anonymous No.2495432]

>>2472963

[Anonymous No.2495433]

>>2494773
so wait, those are water meters? I'm guessing one for each apartment/room?

[Anonymous No.2495440]

>>2494722
>>2492854
>>2473017
i fucking hate whoever did these.

[Anonymous No.2495533]

>>2483313
i could see pulling that room off if you live in the desert or something but anywhere humid and its gonna get nasty right quick

[Anonymous No.2495535]

>>2483429
lol

[Anonymous No.2495556]

Skirting boards

[Anonymous No.2495614]

>>2495556
Angles are hard, Thursday will now be the official no angles cut on site day

[Anonymous No.2495622]

[Anonymous No.2495782]

>>2495614
I genuinely like this one for some reason. I guess it's because it's exactly what it needs to be and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.2495798]

>>2495622
is that in an old bus? that's no abomination, that's the dream.

[Anonymous No.2495799]

>>2495614
>screw from the side to stop the ply splitting

[Anonymous No.2495886]

>>2495798
>is that in an old bus?
Did you really need to ask? It clearly is.

[Anonymous No.2495887]

>>2495886
typical ameritard
>thinks busses everywhere are exactly the same.

[Anonymous No.2495898]

>>2495622
this is the guy that calls me a fag i other threads :(

[Anonymous No.2495905]

>>2472899
thats a guy

[Anonymous No.2496375]

[Anonymous No.2496443]

>>2496375
They didn't ruin the aesthetic entirely but the original certainly had more soul.

[Anonymous No.2496488]

[Anonymous No.2496504]

>>2494773
That’s actually pretty amazing

[Anonymous No.2496528]

>>2474076
>The scorch marks

[Anonymous No.2496621]

>>2496488
I'm retarded tell me what I'm looking at

[Anonymous No.2496750]

>>2482413
i like that you couldn't sit down at the little desk setup on the left without headbutting the tv.

[Anonymous No.2497042]

>>2492852
if the image was rotated it looks like a ghetto microphone for midgets

[Anonymous No.2497333]

>>2491987

Here you go

https://www.har.com/homedetail/23904-wild-forest-dr-new-caney-tx-77357/5272943

Bing is your friend since google decided to screw over their image search for some reason.

[Anonymous No.2497409]

>>2494844
if that car is any indicator, that's bavaria. not germany. the cultural difference is big enough to make that distinction

[Anonymous No.2497472]

>>2482258
C H I C A G O
H
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[Anonymous No.2497500]

[Anonymous No.2497623]

>>2496375
fucker took it over and replaced it with a cog building

[Anonymous No.2497780]

>>2496375
shingles ruin it, otherwise its not too bad

[Anonymous No.2498734]

>>2497500
this was drawn by a woman, wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.2498978]

>>2483429
underrated

[Anonymous No.2499031]

>>2494773
beauty.

[Anonymous No.2500145]

>>2497500
Although that would still get water splashed on it, it may not be a door as much as an access panel. I've seen some apartments were the water heater, furnace, etc were in the bathroom behing an access panel like that.

[Anonymous No.2500211]

>>2500145
Sure, but did they have a built-in bathtub in front of them?

[Anonymous No.2500230]

>>2495614
Used to sit on job sites with my work tent and miter saw as my only tool and cut angles all day. I made bank considering i sat on my ass all day, as a 16 yo

[Anonymous No.2500252]

>>2500211
You could still remove the access panel even with the built in bathtub in place. The one I lived with had a cutout for the sink counter thing.

[Anonymous No.2500691]

>>2474599

based carpet fornicater

[Anonymous No.2500718]

>>2474725
It's hydroponic grass, you twit.

[Anonymous No.2500737]

>>2474725
>step out of tub
>1 day later
>dirty again
grass is just normal life but faster

[Anonymous No.2500753]

That discoloration makes it very appealing

[Anonymous No.2500813]

>>2483261
>I use terrycloth towels for bath mats. Dry off then when time to wash towel it becomes mat, then gets washed after wiping the floor with it. Dry,clean fast easy cheap/
I use the same system.

[Anonymous No.2501037]

worked so hard on this...

[Anonymous No.2501039]

>>2501037
>toilet not centered with window.

Kys

[Anonymous No.2501040]

>>2484248
every body can see you when european

[Anonymous No.2501042]

>>2501037
in order to piss standing up, had to cut in skylight (12/12 sloped ceiling) floor joists an ceiling joists dont line of so toilet is not quite centered on skylight... bugs the crap outta me...

[Anonymous No.2501044]

>>2501039
i might, but at least i'll die in a nicer house than most...

[Anonymous No.2501052]

>>2501044
just don't pull an Elvis, not on that atrocity.

[Anonymous No.2501132]

>>2501040
when you walk into the bathroom, you're american.
when you walk out of the bathroom, you're american.
so what are you when you're in the bathroom?


you're a peein'

[Anonymous No.2501152]

>>2496375
>>2496375
nice skylights- velux master race checking in. I've installed 4 of these now- i love them
no leaks!

[Anonymous No.2501155]

>>2473956
this is actually funny and i would do this if my ceilings were higher than 7'

[Anonymous No.2501161]

>>2474599
this

[Anonymous No.2501163]

>>2474624
i love it

[Anonymous No.2501172]

>>2494722
>keyless chuck welded to a chunk of shit welded to a chunk of hex shank
concentricity: "yes"

[Anonymous No.2501175]

I would have had to chop out another ceiling jois
t or go underneat
he
into my garage and move a TJI floor joist over, (major PITA) I've done this before (Using a venting skylight/roof window to make for better headroom over a toilet) but I was cramped by
budget and time constraints. I need this 100% done by thanksgiving. You can see what I was trying to do...

[Anonymous No.2501176]

>>2494773
spaghetti like this makes me happy

[Anonymous No.2501182]

basically adding a bathroom to my mancave/office over may detached garage. (I physically built the house my self back in 2000. County wouldnt let me have another bath because septic bullshit. Anyway, basically ripped out a closet, made it bigger and converted to bathroom

[Anonymous No.2501185]

I'm going for the "playboy grotto" look in the shower...

[Anonymous No.2501192]

i was just gonna put a urinal in there, brought a bitchin vintage one home from a jobsite at an old senior living facility, waifu absolutely flipped her shit when i told her my plan, really didnt think she'd care, she never comes up here... anyway, it was toilet or divorce as near as i could tell

[Anonymous No.2501203]

>>2501175
you could have just used a flange mover, jesus christ dude. Do they not have the internet in "retarded faggot ville"

maybe throw a 45 in there too.

[Anonymous No.2501390]

>>2474599
Carpeted bathrooms are pretty cozy tbf
We had one with Berber carpet and it was great.
We remodeled and tiled but it was fun while it lasted

[Anonymous No.2501391]

>>2474724
That's a stone veneer

[Anonymous No.2501399]

>>2501037
I don't hate this

[Anonymous No.2501520]

>>2501185
I like this a lot
The toilet is centered, just not the window which is better than the other way

[Anonymous No.2501532]

>>2501203
No, offset flange no help here. Only alternative was to move rafter or floor joist. I built this dwelling on overkill lumber mode (when wood was cheap). 2x12 rafters on 12" centers and TJI 450's on 16" centers with 1 1/8" plywood subfloor.
Also, moving toilet to right interferes with access to storage niche, plan was to put a cabinet back there- waifu bought a wicker basket cabinet thing with basket drawers- had to disconnect toilet to get it in there (the cathedral ceilings impose all kinds of design tyranny)

[Anonymous No.2501535]

>>2501192

[Anonymous No.2501545]

All in, i've spent 15 grand finishing this room.
Only thing I didnt do myself was the rough plumbing- it was such a long run, getting the fall right for the turd shoot... It's a long way to the septic tie-in in the backyard and the water supply had to come from the main house (this is a detached garage) I procrastinated for years on this, mainly because I was not sure of my plumbing skills. Local plumber came over and his two young sons knocked out the waste in one day (I did the necessary digging) They did the water supplys to the vanity shower and toilet( which they did in Pex which I dont like) in a half day.

It's mind blowing to me how much the cost of materials have skyrocketed. When I built the house, 2x4's were like 2 bucks a piece, now, theyre $8. 3/4" plywood hit 90+!! (used to be like 23 just a few years ago but its coming back down now as the economy imploedes). THe Velux venting skylight was 300 back in 2012 now its 900.
I feel for you younglings, The Demoncrats and their globalist handlers have fucked you over royally.

[Anonymous No.2501556]

>>2501545
>All in, i've spent 15 grand finishing this room.
damn bro, I get that everyone has different tastes but that's a lot to blow on something designed to look like it's from 2002

[Anonymous No.2501562]

>>2501556
>>2501556
Perhaps, but 15k is about the minimum price you'd pay a contractor for a bathroom REMODEL.
I now have a 430 sq foot office, home theater, bar where I can play my music at "reference" level, watch movies as loud as I want, play vidya in surround as long as I want. My buddies can stay there through their divorces, its a great guest room too. The last major project of my life will likely be to build ANOTHER garage similar to this one but bigger with a 900 sq ft apartment that I could rent to some broke single chick for 12 hundie a month and perhaps side benefits.. Anyway, I shoulda done this sooner, It's such a cool room, I cant believe I'm almost done.
the 15k includes a minisplit HVAC system (Mr Cool DIY 2500 bucks) Hardwood floors (not installed yet) materials was 2400+, Ceramic and stone finished in bathroom 1200,
What would you change to make it not 2002ish?

[Anonymous No.2501568]

And it EASILY adds 40, mebbe 50k k to the selling price of my Casa, (California, yo) Money in the bank Nigga!

[Anonymous No.2501574]

>>2501562
>What would you change to make it not 2002ish?
almost everything. round corner bead is directly early 2000s, the color, wall texture, that gigantic shadowbox/shelf using the absolute cheapest chinesium LED strip you bought on amazon.
Grout lines on OSB-styled tiles/warm stone colors, river rock shower tiling. The half barrel sink. If you were going for a rustic theme, you absolutely missed the mark.
The black light switches in the bathroom as well. Not aligning the toilet and window that you installed yourself
>joists don't match
there are solutions to every problem in construction.

But all that above adds up to pure, distilled 2002 suburban sprawl construction.

[Anonymous No.2501624]

>>2501574
bullnose is still a thing on the West coast, corner bead is for low end. (Ima project manager for a large REIT, drywall contractors still charge extra for this. ) As for the colors, well, yeah you nailed that- "Wise Owl" is a Kelley Moore stock color, the (high end) builder I worked for in the 2000's era used alot of that (and "doeskin" and "Wise Owl" and "swiss Coffee"). I wanted to go dark s grey (I am colorblind red-green so color doesnt really matter to me) Waifu chose colors twice (all females think their fucking graphic designers), that room was a much darker color (KM "Spanish Sand") first then she hated that (another 300 bucks wasted).
There were no 24x12 tiles in the 2000's, the LFT is a relatively recent style trend(Large Format Tiles)
Biggest commonly used was 16x16 and there certainly were no pebble mosaic shower floors then- we did strictly marble/travertine 4x4 shower herringbone/diagonal floors over hot mops with 12x12 polished marble walls.- timeless style btw.
The floating shelf aka dust collector was my idea. I plan to put vintage neon beer/whiskey lights and rifles up there.I thought it would look cool (it does) and I LOVE IT. It gave me a spot to put some LED down lighting for some art work. THe LED is a rope light from costco, I just tossed it up there, I will fasten it down there are switched outlets up there. I always love indirect lighting (see the light not the light fixture) Wait till you see the lighting behind my TV, the new thing is LED lights that are synced with the tv's color!

LMAO my tile choice does look like OSB! THe grout lines, yeah well I knew you guys would point that out- I am NOT a tile setter obviously, it takes some mad skills to get that right. The tile niche with the schuluter trim, though came out passable. A tile guy would charge EASILY 5 grand to do that tile, my cost was like 1200 in materials from the hardie backer to the grout.

[Anonymous No.2501646]

>>2501574
"there are solutions to every construction problem"
and only time and money to achieve them...

I am seeing my limitations, I have managed all trades in action for 20 years on commercial and residential projects all over California. All construction really is is repeating small tasks over and over. That being said, my arrogance and frugality has a cost. It takes 4 years or more to be a journey level tradesmen, the only trades I could approach journey level is framing and drywall (steel stud and wood). That being said, meh good enough is good enough for me. I have a house with no note that I otherwise could not have afforded on my salary. I wish I was one of those guys that kept everything so neat and clean and organized. I spend half my time looking for tools I left out...maddening. But its just how I am. And now, I get so tired, I need to just stop work earlier, doing that tile shower, one night I was trying to get the last few tiles cut and I made critical mistakes wasting 3 full tiles.

Wanna hear something really funny? I have a degree in architecture!! (no, I never got the stamp)

[Anonymous No.2501695]

>>2474599
Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the carpeted bathrooms.

[Anonymous No.2501776]

Inspired and butthurt about the Bullnose critique, I have decided to add MOAR bullnose! THe woodstove niche (pic related), a late addition to the project, i wasnt certain how to finish the transition between a stone veneer around the woodstove (a Vermont Castings 'Defiant" in Majolica Brown enamel) and the drywall. So, BULLNOSE circa 2002 it is!. I was gonna wrap the stone out and around the corner, but snarky critic made me rethink. Note how built in bookase with 2002 bullnose ties in with fireplace niche bullnose, panning left we see built in tv niche for 77inch tv, also bullnose, and bullnosed floating shelf above tv niche!

[Anonymous No.2501777]

>>2501776
note how I have the staggered effect, each bullnosed niche gets bigger and taller as you pan left. The room is 3o' wide son the bullnose on the exterior of the bathroom is even bigger.

[Anonymous No.2501782]

>>2501399
Thanks fer the dopamine hit, I shall continue.

[Anonymous No.2501813]

>>2501037
Eh, I hate that weird little alcove. Would have been cooler if you just extended the shower all the way to that far wall, and rotate the toilet 90 degrees and put it next to the sink.

[Anonymous No.2501823]

>>2482258
this one might actually be real, boys

[Anonymous No.2501892]

>>2491864
But I don't have a uterus..
Will look into diet
>>2501823
Nope sorry am male

[Anonymous No.2501895]

>>2491922
It's like my central hub room in dwarf fortress.
>TX
They're just trying to keep the goblins out

[Anonymous No.2501898]

>>2474735
Mop your bathroom once in a while you fucking neanderthal

[Anonymous No.2501950]

>>2501037
cramped but comfy
nicer than my shitter anyway…
you did all that alone???

[Anonymous No.2502050]

>>2492854
Totally retarded, high chance of choking on puke.

[Anonymous No.2502151]

>>2501813
then his head would hit wall when pissing,

[Anonymous No.2502154]

>>2492870
no, thats for placing yer female’s ports at eye level so you can watch what comes out real close.

[Anonymous No.2502157]

>>2491922
uh oh- rounded corners faux pas again…

[Anonymous No.2502164]

>>2502154
ewww gross, but somehow titillating….

[Anonymous No.2502166]

>>2501813
going to a 60” shower pan would add a couple hundred, then a couple hundre more in tile, bigger heavy glass doors prolly another 200, plus wall has my toilet and shower vent stack in it. Construction is like chess, every piece you move has the potential to interfere with other pieces. This was the only way to fit a full bath in a 6x7 foot space. Its a masterpiece of design an engineering actually. The barrel vanity was required as even the smallest bath vanity’s were too big to clear a swinging shower door.
The alcoves intent was to provide some storage which worked out nicely.

[Anonymous No.2502173]

>>2494707
>saloon chic

[Anonymous No.2502177]

>>2497333
>https://www.har.com/homedetail/23904-wild-forest-dr-new-caney-tx-77357/5272943
checked. i swear there is something that pisses me off in every single goddamned picture.

[Anonymous No.2502179]

>>2501532
Well its all in the details. I get that doing it right would have been harder. Its ok. Every time you take a shit you can think about it.

[Anonymous No.2502185]

>>2502179
boy you are really trying to be an asshole here.

[Anonymous No.2502188]

>>2502185
where do you think we are?
it's easy to shitpost from a basement in a structure you don't own, surrounded by rooms and fixtures one didn't build, typing with fingers what have never touched a tool. you know, other than the operator of said fingers
Captcha: NO ANY

[Anonymous No.2502198]

>>2501037
is this an optical illusion?

[Anonymous No.2502384]

>>2502185
Yes i am. I hope i ruined your bathroom for. Everytime you notice it you will think of me. Muwahhhhahaaaaa!!!!!!! You may as well put a picture of me right over your toilet!!!!!!!!! Here take this print it out and staple it to your wall

[Anonymous No.2502507]

>>2491922

They're shooting a hallway chase scene for the new Scooby Doo.

[Anonymous No.2504111]

>>2502384
>talk like a teen edgelord
>look like a grandpa
Not sure if you are winning or losing 0.o;;

[Anonymous No.2504704]

>>2501037
>This sophisticated contraption I call “toekiller 3000“

[Anonymous No.2504721]

>>2501037
>>2501185
Why are the shower tiles all misaligned?

[Anonymous No.2504927]

>>2504721
to take the attention off that poor toilet being like 7 miles off fucking center with that window.

>Bruh that window got a restraining order on the toilet of sumtin?

[Anonymous No.2504928]

>>2504111
winning, definitely winning.

>Cliff Yablonski hates you.

[Anonymous No.2504953]

>>2504721
>>2504927
>>2504928
Stop it Anons! You're going to make him demo his whole house.

[Anonymous No.2505063]

>>2501192
why are all married men so submissive

[Anonymous No.2505131]

>>2472963
Have used one before, nice and warm.

Was very popular in the 80's and before. When I was young, late 90's, it was mostly a grandmother thing. Typically accompanied by a rug arround the toilet, and on top of the lid.

Fell out uf use after women no longer wanted to spend all their time cleaning and washing.

[Anonymous No.2505648]

>>2495614

[Anonymous No.2505780]

>>2478843
Me when hurricane ian knocked the power out

[Anonymous No.2505818]

>>2491922
>>2502507
Kek

[Anonymous No.2506387]

>>2487532
??? can you explain why, i don't get why opiate use would = disgusting stained fuzzy toilet seat covers

[Anonymous No.2506393]

>>2494768
i want to fucking kill myself when i look at this.
it looks like a nightmare. like a dreary oregon apartment-turned-condo of a piss fetishist who wanted a playroom. someone's going to get locked in to that tub and it's going to be filled with something vile and i hate it.

[Anonymous No.2506996]

>>2505063
Present day divorce law.

[Anonymous No.2507007]

>>2506996
...Is that foundation completely caved in? Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.2507155]

>>2501037
A window so I can check out what you've got cookin' on the crapper. Wanna get some beers after?

[Anonymous No.2507162]

>>2483359
>bosch
More like botched haha