/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Springtime
>Hot in the day, cold at night
>Accidentally left the AC on overnight
>Cuddled up with lamia waif in bed
>Dream about getting squeezed
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Lamia waif has a death grip on you with her tail and arms
>She's fast sleep, can't wake her up
>Can't even reach for the heat lamp

In a perfect world, I'd be coiled up by a sexy snek right now. Her sleeping, and occasionally in her sleep, she's flicking her tongue unconsciously licking me.

>>45892451
Anything really. Could get coiled around gently, put in a strangle hold, lewded, or perhaps just nothing because she's a heavy sleeper. Let your imagination run wild.

>She doesn't know internet culture
>She doesn't know any memes
>You breed her for the first time and decide to repeat "GET PREGNANT!" over and over again as you ejaculate
What's her species and temperament, and what's her reaction to you?

The "l" in "lamia" stands for love.

>wall of text
Nah bro, post sneks

I don't think there's a legitimate reason why a man should be away from his lamia wife for more than 2 minutes. Aside from bathroom breaks, and even then, if he's not shy, he has no reason.

>10 minutes into impregnate and chill and she's already coming up with baby names

Don't let your snek take the last slice of your pizza. She already had two whole pizzas to herself.
If she does take it, show dominance by shoving your arm down her throat and grabbing that slice she just inhaled out of her stomach. I don't recommend eating though. You just need to prove your point to her, so that she learns her place.

>Spend all day slaving in the kitchen to make a beautiful roast turkey meal
>Finally get it all setup on the dining table
>Seat your lamia waifu at the table
>Go to the kitchen to get drinks
>Come back to see the entire turkey gone
>She acts all innocent
>Look down at her tail
>It's abnormally swollen in one spot
>Look back up at her, half of the mashes potatoes disappeared in those few seconds you looked away
>She looks at you with cute, innocent, puppy-dog eyes
Next time, roast a whole pig instead. Season it and let her have it. She'll quite literally take that thing down in one bite.
Make the main meal on the side and hope she isn't too hungry that you lose that to her too. Yeah, your food budget is gonna be huge. Such as it is with lamias. At least their digestion is slow, so these huge meals you gotta make for her will last awhile. Still gonna be pricey as fuck though