/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>still koturday
>kots are still acting uppity
what a cursed day

Princess carried by my baphomet wife!

Demons

Big

Rats, Rats. We're the Rats.

>>46755785
sleeping with Big

>>46755822
Yes

>>46755715
how to escape the catriplets stunlock?

>>46755879
You need to have lemon equipped

>>46755771
Demons should stop being so horny. Men don't like girls that horny.

>>46755811
>The Empire of Men
>Beset from all sides
>Beastwomen kidnapping men from villages to commit horrific acts like pelvis breaking primal sex
>Skaven from below taking vagabonds from cities to breed more and more of their deplorable kind
>Dwarves from the mountain coming to collect hundreds of year old marital agreements that offered the hand of the first born great grandson of a family and will not take no for an answer
>The chaotic forces of manticores, werewolves, trolls, grizzles and the most fearsome of all: weresheep kidnapping southern men to dote on and love
>The midnight aristocracy of vampires, wights, phantoms and liches with their zombie and ghoul servants to east always hungry for more power, more spooky castles, more cute village boys shower with gifts and affection. Also big undead bat girls and zombie dragons that’ll swoop down on you and take you back to their cave to mate with
>Big muscly ork ladies to south getting frustrated form lack of boys forming a big waaagh to storm into the empire so they can get some dick
>Dark elven raiders taking men from coastal towns to enslave and forced to perform diabolical acts in the highest towers of Naggaroth such kiss their master, have a dozen kids with her and shovel snow
>Even the high elves take men who fancy them and constantly cry about being a dying race despite Marienburg being filled with hag elf sugar mommas
Truly the Empire has fallen, the elector Counts must be summoned

>>46755879
>escape
Why would you want to escape your wives?

How long does it take for p’orcs to respawn? I need to complete the collect 10 p’orc belt buckles quest but there are none left. I saw the p’orc leaving camp a bit earlier with boys on their shoulders, does that impact respawn times?

>>46756001
Not wives, never agreed to anything

>"I will defend my homeland from you creature. I fight for justice! I will not allow you and your kind to tain another innocent human!"
Me to the evil Lilim before I run at her full blast with my football shoulder tackle, the last thing she expects.

>>46756030
Have you considered trading for the item while you wait?

>>46756076
>manage to actually knock the Lim down with your shoulderblock
>she starts crying
>the humans you're defending take her side
>"Dude, you can't hit a woman like that! That's not right!"
>smug look on the Lim's face as the people you were defending let her into their homeland freely and treat her nice
Never fight a woman.

>>46756103
Angry anon decides he will never try to be a hero again, now he just lives alone, still angry about that smug lim ruining his reputation.

>>46756103
I become the villain now that this is how they repay me and dedicate my life to destroy my own homeland.

>>46756128
Helping those idiots is pointless. They deserve it

>>46756176
the cute cap really helps this succ out a lot more than the cow print, but I like the outfit as a whole

heckwans tongue my anus

>>46756288
Rimjobs from a hellhounds sounds kinda nice

>>46755981
Aaaaaand the irony is that The Emperor himself has... A monster girl wife. Specifically, a Griffin.... Turns out the Empire of Man's national animal and symbol is a Griffin and there are shocking and unbelievable amounts of Griffins in the Empire. 45% of Altdorf's population is Griffins!

>>46755981
Eyo! You forgot to give a shout-out to The Wood Elves of Athel Loren, Kislev (kikimoras and Slavic grizzlies and Ice Queens) Cathay (Mist Continent) and the Tomb Queens!!!

Oh and the Vampire Coasts and Lizardwomen.

>/tg/arbage

>>46756514
I wish /jp/ moderation wasn't a fucking random number generator and applied the board rules with some kind of consistency

>>46756514
you mean /tg/chads gracefully keeping the thread alive? I'm sorryfor interrupting your
>omg i wanna sniff danuki breath
posting spree or whatever.

Settle down mickey, there's no need to be this upset, weren't you jovially showing us your drawing tablet scribbles awhile ago?

>>46756514
It's still hilarious to me how they killed their own thread and think we want them

>>46756514
>>46756584
Same archetype of a person. Devilishly smug to the end. Post MGs if you're this upset. At least your mortal enemies can do that much.

>>46756527
It's funny how /jp/s rule number 1 rarely applies here.

>>46756666
You can start by using the thread how it was intended. We're waiting.

>>46756514
Be happy they keep the thread going

Bug hug

>>46756701
Downloading an image from the galleries does not make you one of us all of a sudden.

Clouds in summer

>>46756715
hug bugs

>>46756715
Spiders are not bugs. They're arachnids.

>>46756764
It's true. Hakutaku will get mad if I keep doing this.

>>46756742
We stick out dicks in the strangest things

>>46756764
NTA, but do you have a general name for small arthropods in general? In spanish we have bicho, which isn't the same as the taxonomical bug.

>>46756789
Arthropoda looks like the name, but that one includes sea bugs.

>>46756797
>Arthropoda
But that's not a word you would find in the common vocabulary. No one says "I saw an arthropoda in the garage".

>>46756797
fookin prawns

>>46756810
As shrimple as that

>>46755709
The best kot for the day.

>>46756824
No this is best kot

>>46756888
Your aim...

>>46756888
If only she didn't have the tumblr nose.

>You’re trying to get into pharaoh’s tomb
>Sphinx is guarding the door
>“To get past me you must answer my riddle one, that I guarantee will be fun”
>“What does Sphinx pussy feel like?”
How do you respond Anon?

Real exoskeletal hours.

>>46756937
sandpaper?

>>46756949
Brings me back to better times. Simpler times.

>>46756937
Mysterious.

What if rape is bad?

>>46757072
No...

>>46756963
So is she the kind that lives underwater or the kind that lives under the terrace in your backyard?

>>46756936
>Tumblr nose
>Muscle mommy dommy
>Brown
Safe horny

>>46757072
Yes, it's

>>46757090
She's the kind that lives under my sheets.

>>46757091
The latter two are good things and I refuse to be associated with the safe horny tards.

Izutsumi.

>>46757108
>refuse to be associated with the safe horny tards
Too late

>>46757108
You shouldn't care about the opinions of demented western twitter users or whatever nonsense they conjure up. They are not even worth entertaining.

You mamono were so preoccupied with whether they could plap, they didn’t stop to think if they should plap.

>>46757108
>Post the textbook definition of safe horny

Is this the monster girl thread?

>>46757207
We're not sure.

>>46757207
We may never know

>>46757207
This is Sparta.

>>46757234
Take me back.

>>46757232
>human boy
>16+
>rape truck
>the "boy" is being handed out of the truck
THis image is such a mess.

>>46757238
To Olive Garden?

>>46757270
Anon, you dummy. It's like an ice cream truck, but instead of ice cream it hands out boys

>>46757270
It's just a taco truck, but instead of buying tacos, you buy rapeable human boys.
Do... do you not have taco trucks in your neck of the woods?

>>46757281
I get that, but then it should be "human boy(16+) truck". You don't call it ice cream eating truck now do you?

>>46757232
beast women these days have it easy.
it's all handouts and free rape and meek boys.
back in the good old days, they had to storm an order fortress and break through solid oak doors to get at the goods

>>46757308
You should get hit with a rubber chicken

>>46757308
It's not mommy dom if rape is not mentioned

>>46757308
Yeah, but you do advertise flavors, right? This truck only has human boys for RAPING. There's other trucks that have, like, lonely human boys for cuddling and hand holding.

this is why you shold never get in a monster's truck, no matter how nice it may seem on the inside

>>46757366
That's retarded, the base ingredient is and should always be rape, fuck off

>>46757374
But what if they really have free beer and rock CDs there?

>>46757374
But the little goat said she's got Lark's Tongues in Aspic

>>46757366
Then it should be rape human boy(16+) truck, to indicate it's a descriptor instead of a verb. You don't call iot icecream vanilla(in english at least).

>>46757397
That Ushi-Oni in the truck is an ESL, please understand.

>>46757407
She is Zipangese after all

>>46756471
Don't mention the Under-Empire. The Empire ironically under the Empire that's like, only skaven women and human men.

We are giving away those boyses, that are of in that truck which is 16+ years old

Touching Ushi horns.

>>46757519
How lewd.

>Fuck an ushi
>No protection, no pullout, deep creampies each time
>Always told that monsters are hard to impregnate
>Especially ushi-onis
>3 months later
>She’s got a giant baby bump
>Nurse unicorn congratulating me for quintuplets at the ultrasound

>>46757608
Yes anon. If you didn't realize the "monsters are hard to impregnate is a lie the Lilim propagated to make men careless. Not that it would have made a difference.

I am going to give miss haku a taste of my dangling participle

>>46757608
You didn't notice the incredibly small microscopic "not" between "to" and "impregnate"?

>>46757608
Hmmm
Do Ushis give live birth, like cows? Or do they lay eggs like spooders? Because if they're egg layers, only having 5 ushis on the way is a blessing.
Just imagine having dozens or hundreds of tiny baby ushis to care for.
>So cute.
>So TERRIFYING.
>Having ~100 Ushi sisters show up to your middle school.
>They work together, ensuring they're all married by mid-high school.
>All the other mamono are furious at them.
>"It's not fair! Cynthia's got a whole ARMY of sisters. No wonder she got Chad and I didn't." - T. Fox.

>>46756487
>Vampire Coasts
There is nothing hotter in the world than the idea of vampire pirate admirals.

>>46757763
There is probably a variety of lineages of ushis that either give live birth or lay one or two eggs. Very rarely you will see a litter above 20.

Gain insight

>>46758265
Nice, Yerb. She sure is enjoying that corndog.

>>46756487
And Bretonnia?

>>46758265
>it's SAN check time

>>46758265
>yerb drawing lewds
How dare you introfuce such impure media into our chaste comunity?

>>46758290
Elf simps not respected by other men.

>>46758290
Lion, dragon and centaur enjoyers

>>46758265
She is draining my int through my balls

>>46758336
Many more cute pics are guaranteed! But consider! Lewds! I can [somewhat] do them now! It feels great!

Are elf mages more or less trustworthy than normal dark mages?
Do I have to worry about them putting something weird in my drinks or food?

>>46758413
But can you do hand holding with interlaced fingers?

>>46758336
It's not the first time

this is the least cute monster.
you cannot make her cute

>>46758467
>layer
I see what you did there

>>46758467
Factually incorrect.

You guys can keep your extreme waifus, I just wanna sweet-talk the lamia who works at the local Stop 'n Shop.

>>46758481
>xtreme
That reminds me. I don't think we have any picks of Kikis or Shogs skating.

>>46758511
Kikis and Shogs aren't all that extreme. Demons are radical, so they should ride skateboards and wear backwards baseball caps.

>>46755981
Reikland bros... it's over

>>46758479
i stand corrected.
this ogre looks to be quite cute.
perhaps she would like it if someone went on a nice long walk with her along the river bank, holding her big green hands the entire time.

>>46758290
>Bretonnia of Warhammer Fantasy
Aren't they confirmed and agreed to be Lescatie?

Maybe the humans and Empire of Man continue to and still call it Bretonnia but monster girls everywhere call it Lescatie because because Druella decided to rene it that way in favor of (puppet) King Castor.

Zap

>>46758481
I'll take the grizzly bear and birb who work at the local stop 'n swap

>>46758481
I want to sweet-talk the demon schoolgirl that goes to the local monster [redacted] school.

>>46758265
Yerb doesn't know how to draw dick, judging by the uncensored one.

>>46758639
Shocking

>>46758733
You are not wrong. Thanks for pointing It out. As far as cocks go, that was my first one. I honestly didn't think to focus on It more. Maybe I do need to stay in the softcore lane more

Do monster girls get the anime nosebleed when they happen to see a man taking his shirt off?

>>46758916
No. They do that when he puts on socks and sandals.

What happens when you take away a Bunyips VB?

>>46758622
Castor is the frog word for beaver.
>Puppet
It's not looking like a puppet state

>>46758945
She cries

batcat hag

>>46758996
How dastardly.

>>46758339
Sooo... You're telling me Arthurian Knights in Shining Armor get to have hot and busty wood elf waifus and girlfriends!? Is that supposed to be an own and bad thing for them!?

>Chad walk directly into the amazon chieftains hut
>look her dead in the eyes showing not one bit of fear
>"guess what"
>"what?"
>"chicken butt"
>waddle run out the hut
Lmao dumb bitch actually fell for it, what other pranks could i do?

>>46759026
They get one of three things.
Crazy elven wives from the woods.
Brutish orc girls that will knock them off their steed and drag them back to the huts.
Or Spoopy undead that will swarm them.

>>46758906
You can always return to drawing breeding with monsters once you're more confident with doing lewds.

>>46758906
Just draw naked tiddy and maybe pussy sometimes, it's lewd enough and you won't Alp from spending hours looking at cocks for reference.

>>46758906
You could just do what Rob Liefeld does with feet and make sure that something always blocks them so he doesn't have to draw 'em!

Like a finely detailed human hand being held by, say, a Lilim, with interlaced fingers. The kind of thing everyone wants to see more of!

>monster girl wants to defile me
>tell her I'm a BDSM top
>tie her up
>go home
Works everytime.

>>46756764
'bugs' is a general, common-use name for small arthropods. spiders are bugs, they aren't insects.

>>46757091
yeah, unlike the rest of the shit here, which is really pushing boundaries.

>>46757390
I'm not a 40 year old man. No one uses CDs anymore and I prefer wine anyways

>>46759485
I can totally push boundaries!
>femdom where she lets you top
See?

Any monster related dreams you had recently?
I had a dream that one of my classmates from primary school was apparently some kind of a fox and we (as adults) went on a date. I was following her somewhere then things get fuzzy. I think I got stuck in a loop while following her.

>>46759561
dungeonmeshi elves are cute

lol
lmao

>>46759552
Never once had a dream like that. I don't usually dream about dating or romance, and even if I did it basically never goes anywhere.

So now we have to endure /tg/ garbage and the retard posting normalfag's fotm anime
Meido please we need some backup here

Miss Kiki is not sure about the latest Meido. She seems... large.

Foxes are so cute when they're small and harmless.

>>46759598
>you have to eat the whole pot of pasta

>>46759658
no, YOU'RE a normalfag.

>>46759658
jannies didn't do shit about /tg/cucks, they ain't gonna do shit about this spam, but let's keep begging and calling them meidos surely this will help

What if all of our janitors are actually bratty, submissive alps, and they only treat us this way because we're not forcing them to wear reverse bunny suit meido outfits with buttplug bunny tails and casual implications of aggressive rape?
You ever think about that?

>>46759658
I didn't mind this warhammer spree as it didn't go full retard.
That and I'm a sucker for the rat girls.

>>46759702
Never hire a human meido to do a shog's job.

>>46759725
Makes sense. Self-respecting Kikis and Shogs wouldn't work with no pay. (getting creampied by her Mastah is an acceptable form of payment)
>>46759745
I was wondering how long it's gonna take before they start going about dragons fucking male elves or some other bullshit again.

>>46759750
>Never hire a human
Period.

>>46756514
/tg/ stuff is nice in moderation, like talking about playing boars games with a Lich and a Pyrow or inviting the whole Royal Anubis Viziers of the Pharaoh for a TTRPG game night.
the hamwarmer posts were not made in moderation and i wish they'd go and stay gone and i'm willing to not talk about boardgaming with my Lich and Pyrow friend-wifes.

>>46759758
REAL Dragons fuck CARS.

>>46759745
You give those retards an inch and they take a mile, don't tolerate their garbage even if you find it mild or you will regret it. There's a reason why they have always been hated everywhere.

>>46759702
Some mod or janitor has actually been doing real work and deleting a bunch of shit over the last few days, now if only he started noticing this clown:
>>46754212
>>46754218
>>46754963
>>46754994

>>46759788
Let's not tarnish the good names of clowns, okay?

They're actually good and upstanding citizens.

>>46759786
What TTRPGs should mamono play? MAID?

>>46756742
>Although I have no arms to hold you with
>A human passion burns with-in me
>I need to feel like I exist,
>So please darlin', please darling, step into the mist! Woo!
what you boys really need is a soft, fuzzy girl, an ambient gal, a trick of the light, to love you tonight; You don't understand: there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy girl.

>>46755785
>>46755822
Perfection

>>46759835
Built for love

>>46759817
It takes talent and hard work to be a clown, after all.

Did I have a brainfart? I could have sworn there was a meshi post.

>>46759876
Crownoftheimmaculate.gif

>>46759758
Same, I was just waiting for one of them to go full retard.

>>46759835
I would go back to school if I was enrolled to a monster school with Onis or Ogres like that, imagine how fun sex ed would be

>>46759876

>>46759552
Haven't seen any recently, mg related dreams are unfortunately rare for me.

>>46759876
i don't know anything about the show but she kinda cute and fixable

>>46759972
>chicken girl

>>46759972
Cute chicken.

>>46760043
Show the WebM where she dismember women

Take a hint, retard.

>>46760091
Wanna talk about cait sith from mge and the cat kingdom?

>>46760091
she is cute but i guess we can talk about that later

>>46759835
I want to drink oni milk

>>46760091
Wut?

>Springtime
>Hot in the day, cold at night
>Accidentally left the AC on overnight
>Cuddled up with lamia waif in bed
>Dream about getting squeezed
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Lamia waif has a death grip on you with her tail and arms
>She's fast sleep, can't wake her up
>Can't even reach for the heat lamp

>>46759835
Body made for a gaping athlete

He's going all out today.

>>46756937
Playing through the Dragon's Dogma 2 Sphinx miniquest and at one point she asked you to bring what you cherish most. For a mamano sphinx I would simply hold up a mirror

>>46759835
Did this artist release the full doujin comic yet? Where can I find it? I need more of this big seaport girl.

>>46760176
Going to pat that cat.

>>46760176
Pet the nog kot

>>46760176
>For a mamano sphinx I would simply hold up a mirror
The look on her face when she didn't expect that answer

>>46760209
It would make for a very romantic "meeting mom/your wife" story

Gonna feed a jinko burgers

>>46760233
Why would you do that.

>>46760240
Girl's gotta eat.

>>46760240
To help ruin her abs, and give her flabs that I can grab

>>46760233
Ruining the Mist Continent mystic's ascetic lifestyle with cheap and delicious western fast food

Guards? Yes, this man right there >>46760261

You can't stop me, that jinko will become fat and lazy

At least give her homemade burgers.

Importing Siberian jinkos to North America and feeding them bison burgers

Is that what MGC News is like?
https://twitter.com/bluethebone/status/1787150265969176685

>>46760346
No, thank Maou. Laws prevent anyone from having to gaze upon a human woman on any television program before midnight. If a TV program includes a human woman it must contain a warning before the program and a banner along the bottom at all times to allow folks just changing channels from accidentally viewing a human woman.

>>46760346
And each channel does increasingly depraved acts to get more viewers.

King Theoden died. Centaurs everywhere mourn his passing

>>46760456
I want a massive destrier warhorse centaur that has a bashful and shy personality

>>46760456
>King Theoden died
He's reached the sandwich shop

>>46760456
i don't know why but it really weirds me out knowing they have a second pussy at the front.

>>46760551
yeah

Bros I was not ready for this...She's so fucking adorable

>>46760551
Imagine when mamano can have sons and a centaur is pregnant with twins with the male twin at the front and the female twin in the back

>>46760565
Yeah, she's a good character.

Which city is the worst to live? Why?

>>46760565
>Try to be kind with her
>She rapes you
I can see why everyone hate her

>>46760565
i like when the hypno fox and the manticore realize they took things too far

>>46760431
>Nuki news start having their news casters flirt/start talking in innuendoes with one another with
>Views skyrocket
>MGC channel 1 starts news anchors as a response
>Holst daily starts having all of them be naked and even had a fully uncensored milking session air
>It keep escalating until it's basically all just a hot ones challenge but with sex
>anon didn't know he would end up with a harem of news girls and having to fuck them live on air when he got into journalism, but he will deliver the news no matter what!

>>46760615
>Femdom but not too hard
Faggot

>>46760594
>I can see why everyone hate her
Speak for yourselves you complete faggot

>>46760718
rape is hot in the moment but cant imagine forming a meaningful relationship with someone who rapes and shows no remorse or care about your feelings.

>>46760736
it helps if she's hot

>>46760736
This, that's why consensual is the best

>>46760736
I hope you get an Alice when portals. Would be fun.

>>46760776
>Alice
plz god no, i am not into maledom

>>46760796
Open your heart.

ded

>>46760796
four fiends alice?

>>46760616
>instead of "the hot ones" in MGE television there's "the tight ones"

Mana is stored in the ears.

>>46760796
Anon, thats just a normal relationship

Pyrows are succubussin fr fr

>>46760938
Need buff pyrow gf

>>46760594
Fuck are you talking about anon? She never rapes you. In fact it takes multiple visits before you can convince her to have sex

How do we know how many mamono wives one can have? Like there's a way to calculate mana or is by sheer wish to impregnate many wives?

>>46761103
i think the current record holder is that saint with the 72 houri

>>46761118
That's the houri record.
The nurarihyon is at least 100.

>>46761124
is the night parade all for the same guy? i figured it was more of general revelry

>>46761126
One man and all the monster girls he can trick into thinking he loves them. Or just think his seed is super valuable. It's hard to understand. Either way pretty loveless.

>today is Children's Day in Japan
I looked up further information on wikipedia, apparently some of the traditions involve putting ceremonial armor suits and samurai dolls on display.

Imagine the Zipanguese version of the holiday with loli Ochimushas dressed in those super flashy ornate samurai armors.

She is a master of psychological manipulation

>>46761218
everybody knows her riddles though

>>46761223
Oh yeah? Then riddle me this, and riddle me fast! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

>>46761223
Exactly, She knows you know, and you know she knows you know, so you expect some sort of trick when she asks a riddle but in reality there is no actual trick, but what if there being no trick is the actual trick and so the obvious answer is actually incorrect? but what if she knows you know she knows you know and has planned for that and this is the trick, but then if you know she know you know...

>>46761103
>get slime wife
>have her divide herself when she gets big enough
>infinite wives

>>46761232
her husband's 'wood', of course.
next question.

>>46761232
none chucks

>>46761041
Are those lumps meant to be nipples?

Another new Rosa piece for you guys! Let me know what you think, hope you enjoy it!

>>46761341
Are you getting a lot more art done recently or just posting here more?

>>46761346
sometimes those comms come through in clumps

you didn't forget mother's day, did you?

>>46761443
who are you? what are you doing in my house? im calling the police!

>>46761443
How could I forget Moth-er's Day?

>>46761346
Yeah as >>46761353 says. This one I won from a raffle so it came in near other actual commissions and patreon rewards. I was also posting her a lot recently because there was somebody that it annoyed and I thought that was funny.

>>46761341
looks like a mashup of references to darkest dungeon
>abom chains
>the affliction crown
>flagellant blood aesthetic.
Pretty nice.

>>46761512
>there was somebody that it annoyed
Probably the usual pest, he was seething at other waifufags too.

>>46761572
You need a new hobby.

>>46761549
I can see that. It wasn't quite the reference I was going for. I was wanting to go for the Middle from project moon games.

>>46761341
As always vampires are for relentless teasing

>>46761634
they wouldn't have so many hilarious weaknesses and counters otherwise

>>46761443
>Come home from work
>Wife is masturbating to a mother's day commercial

>>46761270
yes the area around the nipples, or the areola
some people like em wide and puffy to make the nipples stand out even more from the rest of the boob

>>46761710
I can only imagine what the pathetic excuse of a man that made this looks like.

>>46761732
i know right? who uses disposable anvils

>>46761732
sheesh, easy on all this seething, frog

>>46761748
Cheshires that are into old cartoons.

>>46761718
That's a sure sign that she needs to be filled with (more) children.

>>46761787
Sex with Ranni!

>>46761752
And worst of all, he could be any one of us.
He could be in this very room!
He could be you!
He could be me!
He could even be…

>>46761718
Considering how mother's day commercial are on MGE land they probably are straight up incest porn

>>46761443
>tfw going around town traumatizing hags by telling them that I never remember mother's day because mine abandoned me

>>46762066
Imagine how much she has to eat to produce all that milk. Imagine paying for it. Jesus.

>>46760456
>Centaurs everywhere mourn his passing
Lo, Snowmane appeared from the Heavens to carry her Lord Husband beyond.

>>46761443
>leave house to get the paper on mother's day
>hoard of rabid hags pounce on you while raving about how "this will be the last year they don't celebrate"

>>46761809
Sex with upgraded Ranni!

>>46761841
>sound of a high power spell activating
>"whaaat? it was obvious! she was the undercover human boy!"
>"watch, he'll ejaculate any second now!"
>"aaaaany second now."
>"SEE? CUM!.. oh wait, thats mana"
>"so we've still got problem?"
>"yeah... alright. who's ready to go find the boy."
>"right behind you."
>sounds of an american fox and russian kiki getting raped.

>>46762124
uuuhhh

rape the hags

>>46762124
>Russian jinko you see every day corners you on the subway
>starts ranting in slav
>becomes increasingly angry and embarrassed when you can't understand her
>eventually just roars in frustration and runs out of the train
Do you take it again tomorrow, or do you just walk to work?

>>46762137
kind of rude

>>46762137
When you're young you appreciate the fattier meats, but as you get older you begin to appreciate the lean cuts. More flavourful, or so I like to think.

>>46762160
I don't fear the vodka runes

>>46761883
We call it 'family bonding'

>>46762160
Try and learn basic words but pretend I dont understand.
If shes crazy then keep pretending I dont understand but if shes trying to hit on me wait until she leaves then tell her to have a nice day and watch her freeze from embarrassment

>>46762178
What an overly complicated way to try to rationalize and justify you liking withered hags.

>>46762178
My appreciation for fat loli ass has only grown as I've gotten older, I must be young at heart then.

>>46762202
She's over 200 and dynamite in the sack.

>>46762210
young or old, as long as they have some outrageous hips i'm in

I'm gonna post on 4mon about how my dick was meant for lizard pussy.
I am then going to spend the rest of the thread false flagging as foxes about how bad lizards are.
I will make /Fox/ and /Lizard/ go to war!

>>46762242
>they both just think that you're a cheshire trying to stir up shit
>the cheshires hijack your shitpost and spams it for months on end

What can a mamono do to comfort and physically and mentally heal a captured human child soldier or underaged conscript

I want to punch JK chesh and her friends right in the face for teasing me everyday. But i'm too weak and that's makes me upset. Tips?

t.have irl moral trauma. Still hate schoolgirls

>>46762274
Touch grass.

>>46762274
Looking back I am starting to think that a girl telling me she wakes up with soaked bedsheets was a hint.
I don't think cheshire can top that.

>>46762273
Fuck off

>>46762274
Get the rapy.

>>46762274
Rape them instead.

>>46761883
Yes, and? moms and grandmas are specially fond of spoiling their little boys even after they become grown men

>>46762273
can you fuck off with your bullshit already? this isn't /tg/

>>46762274
have loud, passionate, babymaking sex with her big sister every night.

>>46762274
>But i'm too weak and that's makes me upset
Go to gym, and fix your diet too.
When punching, dont aim at the target, aim beyond it.
Use the whole body's movement to add more pow to your motion, from the tip of your toe, through the legs, hips, side, shoulder, hand, and finally the fist. It's slower than a jab with just the hand, but more powerful, and could make up for lack of strength

And I learned all that from dancing classes but I can't recommend those to you since there will probably be girls there

>>46762299
>Chesh teleports your hand up her ass
Oh no!?

>>46762301
Warm.

>>46762293
What a cunning plan to make me have a threesome.

>>46762264
Can't out ches a ches after all.

>>46762346
oh no, cheshires are venomous

>>46761512
You sound like a faggot like the Mick with the way you worded that.

>Walk up to fancy looking wight
>Ask her how much for a night
>Flash a wad of cash
Would she be insulted or flattered?

>>46762185
>use the internet to learn some basic words
>jinko corners you again
>kabedons you and goes off on another tangent
>looks like she's on the verge of tears when she finishes, waiting for your reply
>"Da"
>she blinks
>"Da?!"
>starts crying tears of joy as she hugs you
>drags you off the train and into a courthouse
>fills out a marriage certificate with a bunch of Cyrillic letters and offers the form to you with sparkling eyes

>>46762346
but thats your chance to take revenge! make her beg for it, have her do her sisters errands, make her do your homework, make her earn the dicking she so eagerly wants. remember to record it and show it to her friend too.

Gonna turn my cheshire into a faithful, God-fearing Catholic

>>46762373
I sign it and grab her paws.

>>46762371
>she looks at how much money you showed her
>thinks you're trying to tell her you're broke
>takes pity on you and invites you for an expensive dinner

>>46762395
No please, I don’t wanna be stuck with a dense wight who can’t take a hint, I want a romantic evening where we both make dirty jokes and have bed slat shattering sex at home

>>46762409
You can still have fun with her after that dinner.

>>46759758
>wondering how long it's gonna take before they start going about dragons fucking male elves or some other bullshit again.
Actually I don't mind and I like that concept and idea even if it came from warhammer fantasy. But this time little to no emphasis on dragon-chans fucking elf incubi and just simply more focus on the fact in Dragonia (Caledor). There is a good chance you might get a dragon GF and an high elven GF!

Imagine the maximum haughtiness! Two times the /ohohohoho/ from your dragon and elven ojou-sama girlfriends/wives. But I guess also some potential romcom situation:

>Ehhh!? I came to Dragonia to marry a dragon waifu but I get courted by an elven noble lady instead!?
>There are elves- KNIFE EARS, in Dragonia!?

>>46762234
There are some species in the encyclopedia I can't see not having wide hips regardless of whether they're grown women or little girls.

>>46762301
Fisting is 300 bucks.

>>46762375
If she simply eager for my dick then i will not going to let her have it. She must "suffer" even though she is trying to act dominant with total control in front of her friends.

>>46760594
No anon that's the blue succubus bitch that nearly consumes your soul

>>46762543
souls probably grow back

>>46762543
Monster girls are silly like that sometimes.

>>46762602
That sounds false, but I don't know enough about soulology to dispute it.

>>46762602
>Oh don’t be such a baby, ribs grow back
>Whispers to his harpy nurse
>No zey don’t

People talk all this trash about cheshires but they're good girls. And cute. Would a cheshire.

>>46762773
I need to see how one interacts with a guy with very low self esteem.

>>46762773
i'd some purple

>>46762795
Of course you do, anon. Of course you do.

>>46762773
>the only thing cheshires "deserve" is a spray bottle

>>46762800
Purple is a great color

>>46762827
Whatever you two agree is a good name for your dick is fine, Anon!

Highwayman monster who robs your virginity

>>46762903
But I was saving it for my future wife...

>>46762903
but first i must hear her tragic backstory that led to her life of crime

>>46762903
Stand and deliver - your money and im your wife!

>>46762959
i'd go with
your money or your lifeseed

>>46762903
Dora Turpin the Greenworm highwayman...

>>46762959
>my girls and I would like a word about your dick and your belongings...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnQNC1cXujw&ab_channel=Roxmate

>>46762903
>pirate coves all over the coast
>bandit dens all over the countryside
>organized crime gang hideouts all over the city
>corrupt home owners associations in the suburbs
Is there no place in the demon realms safe from crime and skullduggery?

>>46763024
there's unicorn fields but, well, you know...

Less talking, more raping!

It's the rapping rata, MC NUT!

>>46763099
We'll have our money, or we'll have our fun...

you wouldn't want to be sitting next to this monster on an aeroplane

>>46763163
ms jubjub keeps vibrating and breathing heavily. she must be anxious about flying

>>46763163
greenworm
not only will her squishy body be laid on your lap, but she is a messy eater

>>46763163
sandworm

>>46763163
gremlin

>>46763182
why would a gremlin want to do that to a plane?

>>46763201
she saw that twilight zone episode

>>46763163
Satyros. As soon as she ordered her first wine cooler I'd be demanding the flight attendant move me to a different seat.

>run into a big, frightening Salamander girl on the road
>she tells me it's dangerous for a small guy like me to be traveling alone
>offers to protect me, in exchange for me coming over and giving her a kiss on the cheek
>politely decline, and tell her I'll be fine
>she gives me a toothy grin and tells me I should be careful, for all I know she could be a ravenous outlaw herself and decide to rape me on the spot
>tell her I very much wouldn't like that
>tell her I'm on a search myself for the one special person meant for me, and I'll find her eventually on my own, I have to do it
>she asks me if I truly know who that is
>shake my head, and tell her I reckon it's up to me to decide and I'll find someone suitable, it'll all go perfectly according to my vision, there will be a happy wedding and everything after I meet her
>salamander scoffs and tells me she thinks I'm dreaming, but wishes me luck anyway and walks past
>glad she understood where I'm coming from and went on her way
>continue on my way
See? Monsters don't always immediately rape you if they see you. Unmarried monsters and unmarried men don't necessarily HAVE to hookup the moment they meet. We can have pleasant interactions without going anywhere too! I'm pretty sure I'll never see that Salamander again.

>>46763228
>anon keeps running into the salamander wherever he goes
>wherever he goes, fate places him and her together
>anon keeps parting ways, but he'll soon realize he can't outrun fate

>>46763228
>she coincidentally shows up again in the next village, dressed more femininely

suddenly you hear voices behind you, and it is now or never.

Kiss demons. Hug demons. Cuddle demons on cold nights. Take demons out on cute dates. Nibble demon tails.

Reminder the best way to reform bandit p’orcs is by knocking them up

>>46763456
Play bite demon ears. Caress demon horns. Get wing-hugged by demons. Watch demons walk on high heels.

>>46762288
Sauce?

>>46763517
https://exhentai.org/g/2861961/3a12c35f3e/

>>46763456
>demon offers contract
>its a simple "me+you=married"
>you start adding in all this extra lovey dovey shit
>she starts nodding at the kissing and hugs
>starts sweating at the cuddles and nibbles
>nearly passes out at the handholding and missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

>>46762452
>>46759745
Why are you such a fucking faggot?

Don't know whats funnier, the guy arriving eight hours late to shitpost or the second guy arriving four hours late to bitch at that guy.

>>46763615
i tend to lay more weight on the disease than the symptom

>you're spraying your back yard garden with the hose to water the plants
>suddenly feel two reddish and lime green arms from behind wrap around your shoulders and press two giant breasts against the back of your head
>pale strands of hair dangle in front of your eyes as a chin sets on your head and something feminine giggles
>it now occurs to you that a Maneater Saccophyte has somehow discreetly grown in your garden for years and now that she's fully grown, she's active and decided to hunt for prey, and the nearest one is you
>if you make any sudden moves, her hunting instinct will trigger and she'll try to put you in the sack
What do you do in this situation anon?

>>46763632
spray her with the hose

>>46763632
I turn around and hug her back and furiously press my face into plant cleavage.

>>46763632
What happens if i get put in the sack?

>>46763632
"You know, I've been thinking about getting some *indoor* plants, too."
>You waggle your brows suggestively.
>She can't see that, since she's behind you, but it makes you feel better.
>Later that night, start figuring out how you two can get enough topsoil set up in the bedroom for her to live on.
>Also, you add a lemon tree to the overall plan, since you've always wanted one, but couldn't due to all those lemon stealing greenworms.
>Cute, consensual end.