/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46855123
Add Reimu and you get a Marisa fan club meeting

>>46855150
Reimu is the POV

>>46855123
That is one tall table

>>46855123
Why are they looking at me like that?
All I did was affirm that I'm a healthy human male who can produce semen.

>>46855123
Molesting magicians and stealing their hat.

>>46857189
Magicians are short and thus ripe for bullying.hhhrt

>>46859138
>i-i can produce semen haha…
And anon wonders why girls keep giving him standoffish looks

>>46855123
I'd like to have tea with those lovely ladies
>>46859192
I'm only 5'5 myself, don't think I'll be bullying them for being short

>>46855123
This is awkward...

>>46859680
You're cute dude

>>46855123
So what would happen if I were to toungwrestle Alice in front of Patchy?
I'm also willing to hear arguments as to why Patchy is better than Alice for frenching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDgAZ-q1lKI

she ruined tea time again

i want friends to cosplay and have tea parties

>>46859138
that was the part where their answer was "so we can..."

>>46860243
I am not

Brought some snacks

>>46861481
You're cute and smoochable. Now get in the kigu, Anon.

>>46855123
Do you think these two would be open to a threesome with you?

>>46862340
No.

>>46861615
Take me fucking back!.. back to the past!

>>46855123
tea is nasty

how about some coffee? i made some cookies too

>>46861739
Fine, I'm fat though

>>46862724
Why not?

>>46870190
They're both magic autists who just want to pound nails in trees or read. It's like inviting both fujos and otaku to a party, they're not gonna pair up. They're just gonna awkwardly cluster with themselves then go home and complain about each other on livejournal.
or ao3

>>46855123
W-why are they staring into my soul like that?

>>46862340
Most likely yeah

>>46860311
Patchouli is a very passive lover.
Any physical intimacy with her is like doing the same thing to a sexdoll except she's warm and smells nice and says Mukyuu~ when you thrust.

Alice is romantic and gets very emotionally invested into kissing.
She has no experience and is a terrible kisser, but she's trying her best.

If you kiss one of the in front of the other, you'll make the unkissed girl feel really inadequate and jealous. Patchouli will scuttle away back to her library and make Koakuma bake her something chocolatey and unhealthy. Alice will plan a Goldbergian revenge scheme that will end up failing spectacularly, which will just make her more mad at you.
The best thing to do is kiss both of them!

>>46871660

>>46862340
they don't even like each other

>>46879393
Glasses Patchy a cute

Is this the new yuri thread?

Patchy x Arisu thread?

>>46879397

>>46879393
the legendary glasses of libido enhancer
patchy would die out of breath 5 minutes in the threesome and then there would be only alice

>>46855123
imagine patchouli inviting the other magicians overs just to show off the new butler the SDM hired

>>46880304
She playfully smacks my bum when I walk by, emasculating me in front of her friends.

>>46880304
Why show off like this? It just breeds jealousy.
Is she going to share with them or something?

>>46880031

>>46855123
sorry girls
im on a low carb diet
besides, the tea smells funny...

>>46859259
Bold of you to assume Women even stand in a 10 km radius of him

>>46885511
>the tea smells funny.
anons last words... may he rest in peace. he is a doll now

>>46855123
i will just silently stare at them, and then proceed to eat every single fucking biscuit before their perplexed, full of sorry faces

>>46886078
Good lord Sakuya’s face here.

>>46880228
Thats ok I can last maybe 5 mins max.
>>46879397
Doesn't Alice go to the library sometimes?

>>46855123
So... uh... do you girls like videogames...?

"So..."

>Sips tea

"Have you ladies heard of Touhou Project?"

>>46891765
>i can last 5 mins max
And then, there was only Alice.

>>46855123
this tea party boooooooring
I'm leaving

Alice attempting to drown patcho

>>46855123
Why am I here?

I don't remember agreeing to come to the tea party... nor do I remember getting an invitation in thr first place... or even how I got here...

>>46855123
"Listen ladies, the Rwadan genocide? Never happened. Absolute fairytale, and anyone tells you otherwise is a Tutsi liar."

Patchy smells like flab sweat and NEET stank!
Therefore, only I can be her life partner!

>>46901409
She does not

>>46901409
Patchy smells like mold and mothballs.

>>46855123
Where's the party?

>>46901409
only you smell like shit. so dont project your failures in basic hygiene on a powerful magician that can manipulate water

>>46901409
>>46903126
Funny you say that when she's known to enchant her books to be waterproof just so she can read them in a bathtub.
Secondaries are subhuman.

>>46855123
uhhhhhhhhhhh.....................................................!..DON'T DRINK THE TEA!! IT'S SPIKED THROW IT AWAY THROW IT!!!!!!

>>46855123
do you like huey newis and the lews?

"That book is too complex for a retard like you."

>>46903678
they're okay...

>>46907871
Why is Patchy is so mean?

>>46907871
if you two keep fighting marisa will leave the tea party

>>46912780
She is mean to the inferior magician.
Seven days magic > Seven colors magic

>>46907871
>>46916248
Just slap either of the asses, as hard as you can. Will break off the flight instantly.

>>46862340
If you say the correct words they will do anything

tallice will slap patchy if she keeps being rude

>>46925655
"I've got a gun in my pocket"?

With some music.

>>46926995
They practically by existing make your gun useless anon

>>46933967
How else do you want to explain the bulge in his pants Einstein?

>>46933967
gun useless, with no boolet

>>46863446
>tea is nasty
Nah tea is nice if you get the good stuff.
>how about some coffee?
A cup of coffee is fine too.

>>46861615
I'd rather have a actual cheese board, one with crackers dates and organic honey an jam too. Oh and slices of prosciutto too.

>>46855123
*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*

>>46859138
I don't like the look of that Shanghai on the left.

>>46927493
Kisume Baby!!!

>>46959837
>comes your tea party
>eats everything there is to eat
>instantly drinks her tea
>empties the kettle on a gourd
>leaves
Fuck you Crimson Poorfag

Your thoughts?

>>46855123
God I can smell their tight cunts from here