/lit/ - Literature

>>23456146
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I am rich. I am 31 years old and in great shape and I'm fucked in the head. I am a virgin. I have a nice high-rise apartment with a great view that nobody besides the maintenance man has been in. I have never attempted to date. Not even a little. I have taken a few women home from bars or they have approached me but I was always too drunk to fuck by the time we were in bed. I am finally ready. I am going to make a tinder account with a picture of my abs and the view form my apartment and I'm going to rail as many girls as I can and I am going to manipulate them and it is going to be so easy.