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DRUGS edition

previous >>23350107 / >>23352659

>> No.23352791

>>23352785
Why did I decide to torture myself by thinking of an anxiety-inducing thought while drinking a full mug of coffee, thereby infusing every fiber of my being with the stinging discomfort of anxiety and worry, amplified by the stimulating effects of caffeine? I feel awful and uncomfortable now.

>> No.23352800

I have octopus and elephant bandaids, I am so much cooler than all of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdbaDBp1S_I

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>>23352785
How do you save your future cute virginal wife, with which you will enjoy a whole life of piece and love, from getting pumped and dumped by chad in the now and ruining the timeline?

>> No.23352823

>>23352785
the umbrella term drugs is kind of useless isn't it? eg cocaine and weed are worlds apart, doesn't make sense to say 'doing drugs', the drug has to be specified if you ask me

>> No.23352827

>>23352809
did you have it copied before posting last time or did you check the archive?
what are you getting from this post that you felt the need to repost -- curious.

>> No.23352843
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>>23352785
Do flatchested women consider themselves women or are they perpetually mentally stuck as adolescents? Are they cursed with unceasing insurmountable confidence-issues and fear for possible being perceived lesser than their more endowed kin? Or am I wrong to consider them incapable of finding peace within themselves?
These thoughts linger...

>> No.23352849

>>23352843
Most women aren't agp

>> No.23352853

>>23352809
Date girls under 21 until you meet a virgin.

>> No.23352857

>>23352843
Modesty is sexy.
That thing looks like a dildo with sweat and cum drizzled all over it. Yuck.

>> No.23352859

>>23352785
know the truth it'll set you free

>> No.23352861

>>23352823
There are many people like me who don't believe in taking any mind-altering drugs.

>> No.23352867

>>23352859
Tell us the truth according to you.

>> No.23352871

>>23352867
embrace your loss

>> No.23352876

>>23352871
I have no loss to embrace.

>> No.23352879

>>23352785
>DRUGS edition

My methadone dose is kicking in rn and I feel soooo good :)

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>>23352849
>agp
>Autogynephilia is defined as a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a female.
Huh never heard about that term. But anyway, ceteris paribus women have an affinity towards irrationality and materialism, thus a lack of presentable qualities such as an amble bosom would lead to a lessening of their own perceived value. At least thats how I figure it

>>23352857
I agree. Tiffy is a /pw/ stable tho and has some pitiful nudes floating around taken before she got her bolt-ons. Watching the ppv right now lead me to think about the state of women

>> No.23352887

>tfw receptors fully flooded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3W7ch0oLeA

>> No.23352890

Socialists, communists and anarchists should just strive to become self-employed or try to form their own co-ops instead of working for capitalist-owned enterprises.

Yes it is hard, but nothing in this world comes easily. And it certainly would be a billion times more beneficial than publishing theory or calling for the end of an economic system with no alternative at hand.

>> No.23352897

>>23352861
i agree. psychedelics seem to me to be much more dangerous than innocent stimulants.

>> No.23352929

>>23352886
>amble bosom
Probably shouldn't add Latin if you do this

>> No.23352939

knock knock

>> No.23352940

>>23352929
>amble bosom
hehe you fell for my bait :^)
Dude im watching wrestling rn, im just freeflowing. Aint got time to speellllcheck

>> No.23352944

Damn i'm so fucked up spiritually/mentally speaking rn.
How do i even go about digging myself out of this hole

>> No.23352945

>>23352939
Fuck off! Did you not read the "no soliciting" sign?

>> No.23352954

>>23352944
Sleep
Clean your room
Take a walk outside in nature.
Write a to-do list of things you need to do,(hence the name of the aforementioned list incase you were wondering)

Pick any order you want and go ham with it chief

>> No.23352956

>>23352945
I'm selling these fine leather jackets

>> No.23352963

>>23352785
I wish Dennis Leary would do stand up again

anyways, I don't feel like reading much, my brother-from-another-mother is acting like a dick today.

>> No.23352970

Fuck chuds

>> No.23352980

>>23352970
Chuds aren't the ones currently supporting and funding a genocide.

>> No.23352987

My biggest problem is I talk too much and say dumb shit

>> No.23352991

>>23352867
Christ crucified

>> No.23352995
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>>23352980
They're literally eating people dude

>> No.23352996

>>23352991
It says in the Bible, who did it.
It wasn't me. What do I have to do with it?

>> No.23353011

>>23352996
He died for your sins. But you kept on sinning. You made him die in vain. Take responsibility

>> No.23353013

Flowers wilt, but the roots of my immortal love for you only grow deeper.

>> No.23353018

>>23353013
She's fucking other dudes, lol.

>> No.23353019

>blogpsot general

go back to leleddit or facebook or whatever

>> No.23353026

>>23353011
if jesus could just send me a cozy email job, a swinging pad, a flatchested gf and a cool million i'd stop sinning right this minute, i swear

>> No.23353032

>>23353019
>male detected
literature is a feminine hobby and this is a livejournal board pls leave

>> No.23353037

>>23353032
if you're so feminine cut your dick off

>> No.23353040

Messaged her good night.
She replied that I have no respect for her.
Told her that just because we are just friends for now, she doesn't get to around fucking other guys.
That there was no way I would ever take her back if she does so.

And that was the end of that. Should have done it much sooner.

>> No.23353046

>>23352987
people accuse me of this but I am beyond caring at 40

>>23352980
genocide is only based if it targets the right people, like Pol Pot for example.

>> No.23353048

>>23353037
pls go and stay go, pen*s haver

>> No.23353049

>>23353018
i was going to write that on a card for my mom when I send flowers for mothers day

>> No.23353050

>>23353011
Sins? What sins?
I never hurt a fly in my entire life.
Any "sins" that I might have ever done according to whatever stupid book has never hurt anybody.

Jesus should go figure out what to do with the ones instigating wars and committing genocide.

>> No.23353053

>>23353049
Surely there's a better time to tell your mom about her gf's indiscretions?

>> No.23353061

>>23352785
There must be about a half million photos I've taken over the last 10 years, the last 4 years of which contain the best, all of which are of gardens planted more or less for the purpose. It's not like I'm anything like Vivian Maier, rather that the technology easily available now makes it easier than not, in the proper circumstance.

>> No.23353064

globalize the intifada NOW

>> No.23353065

>>23353048
no...you move out of the way because I'm stronger and take this dick inside you too, you're gonna make babies for me

>> No.23353066

>>23353049
Thats kinda gay desu. Just write a joke instead : "Imagine if I wrote something really corny and lame on this card like 'Flowers wilt, but the roots of my immortal love for you only grow deeper', just be glad I have the wherewithal to not be so corny and faggy. "

>> No.23353071

>>23352785
I'm baked, therefore I am.

>> No.23353080

>>23353050
>Any "sins" that I might have ever done according to whatever stupid book has never hurt anybody.
No doubt you keep hurting yourself with pride and sloth. Its all about the health of your own soul, anybody else comes second to that

>> No.23353083

>>23353066
Where do you think you are? We believe in the power of words and making an effort here.

>>23353013
It's a nice line but a tad bit too suggestive of romantic love to write to one's mother, I'd say.

>> No.23353085

>>23353065
ew

>> No.23353089

>>23353064
Somebody needs to teach those morons a bit about optics.
I cringe so hard every time they use that word.

>> No.23353093

>>23353046
are you the same anon that posts in every other thread that he's 41

>> No.23353098

>>23353064
Get a life.

>> No.23353106

>>23353093
it has to be said because so many of you are way younger than me and are college educated unlike I am. but whatever, I don't care. just feeling like shit today, I don't think there's anything you can do to possibly make me feel any shittier.

>> No.23353110

>>23353085
bix nood

>> No.23353111

>>23353106
nothing against it, I just keep seeing it. not sure why you're doing it. makes me think not a lot changes between the ages of 22 and 41.

>> No.23353116

>>23353083
>We believe in the power of words
But its a bad and corny line. Especially for the circumstances

>> No.23353118

Going on dates is only for women you're already involved with. For the first proper hangout, I just ask them if they wanna come over and it's been a successful way of going about it.

>> No.23353127

>>23353111
well you lose friends to marriage as you get older so come on to vietnamese squid farming forums like this to make friends if you're not social affable and lack the social graces to get women. I mean I've had seven different girlfriends in my life but there's only so much you can do when they think that's okay to cheat on you because you're social retarded.

>> No.23353129

>>23353116
It's certainly a bit affected but sometimes that's okay.

>> No.23353134

>>23353118
you'll only ever get sluts that way,
which might be the way to do it,
at least you are guaranteed sex

I'd like to say, I prefer a non-slut, but I never got anything out of chasing those types. They tend to be to elitist.

>> No.23353139

>>23353134
I don't go for sluts, I do this for normal girls too. I'm just poor and don't drive but am quite good-looking so girls are down to hangout however I recommend I guess, lol.

>> No.23353141

>>23353127
ow that's tough. still I don't know why you outright tell people that.

>> No.23353147

>>23352785
I feel good for being alive. Life is so wonderful. Life is great. Being alive is great. I can't beleive how awesome it is that out of 7 bilion years of evolution of the planet we get to where we are and the story doesn't end there before 7 belion years we were back to like 13 billion years when big bang happened and we are evolving kinto this world constantly in every way shape and form to me now holding phone in my hand and typing because of industrial revolution so we should pray that we get the best of the world in this life so happy people keep on smiling and keep on getting better because it is worth it. Every second, drop of water and air is worth it and all the harmony in everything is like mind blowing, wow, I'm speechless at this opportunity to type even. How come are we here? Do u ever wonder, i do and it is mesmerizing and mind boogling, even from little bugs to big giant dianosour to elephants to our of space extraterrestrial creatures, you know who you are. Freidnaz, let's keep being human and great things will come, even for animals and meta humans and every sentient being, i love yu all

>> No.23353155

No nigger could stop me and no jew could interrupt me if i were to try and sleep right now
So why do I try to stay awake?

>> No.23353157

>>23353147
Same except more molluscs

>> No.23353158

>>23353141
because I was diagnosed with autism from childhood and I feel its necessary to clear the air about certain things when speaking from experience.

>> No.23353161

>>23353019
All my blogspots are literature related

>> No.23353162

my life is so trash, you guys cant even imagine, nobody in this thread has it worse than me

>> No.23353163

>>23353083
>>23353116
I'll rewrite it. i was feeling a bit sentimental. I probably won't even send flowers.

>> No.23353165

>>23353139
There's no way a non-slut would come hang out at your apartment before even a first date.
Our definitions of "slut" must be wildly different.

>> No.23353168

>>23353155
You go girl

>> No.23353176

>>23353147
You jest and protest too much.

>> No.23353179

a silent devotion I know you know what I mean

>> No.23353183

>>23353158
still

>> No.23353185

>>23353176
Proust said something like this and look where that got him

>> No.23353187

>>23353179
Why are we posting the xx lyrics again?

>> No.23353193

>>23353187
it's moving

>> No.23353208

>>23353185
Into the canon right before they shut the door?

>> No.23353212

>>23353163
>I probably won't even send flowers.
ngl I dont like the line but sending flowers is still a great move if you have good relationship with her. Its all about sincere intentions behind an act. Flowery words aren't needed to convey her importance to you

>> No.23353220

I was listening to Arcade Fire on my phone speaker during my morning subway commute. A few passengers shot me looks not of annoyance but curiosity that someone with such an aristocratic music taste would be so crass as to impose upon the enclosed communal soundscape in this manner. I caught the eyes of an alt girl across the aisle who seemed intrigued by my nuanced disposition. I gestured to offer her a hit of my vape, and after a moment’s analysis of potential sex-crime risk she reached her hand out with a coy smile. Through rapid visual assessment I saw her un-manicured fingernails and teeth in need of Crest white-strips. I snatched my PCP dab pen back just in time, put my phone up to my ear saying “Sorry, I’ll call you back,” and then paused the music to restore quietude as I stared wistfully at my reflection in the window. A guy behind me said “You real for that.”

>> No.23353222

>>23353208
Have you seen his second work which was later submitted to ouvre Paris after he was overshadowed by the canon? There are hints of mesmerizing melodies which are reworked today in the modern and even also the pop worksz it's on YouTube if you want to check it out. I like windows by razzer

>> No.23353227

>>23353049
>mothers day
What a fucking pain in the ass. I'm so sick of all these fucking fancy cutesy little days that just keep fucking coming OVER AND OVER AGAIN every fucking year by the dozens. I want to behead the fucking mongoloids who came up with this shit.

>> No.23353228

>>23353212
I'll send flowers and just write, 'Love, Anon.' We don't have a close relationship. We almost never talk and I don't know why. months go by without a word. I drank a bottle of wine last week and built up the nerve to call her, despite how late it was, and we talked for almost two hours. I don't think she likes me.

>> No.23353248

>>23353228
How mad would she be if you gifted her an artificial intelligent sex doll

>> No.23353257

>>23353165
Well, just because they come over doesn't mean we have to have sex (though they generally want to, but I don't like to on the first hangout), so I disagree.

>> No.23353258

See hot women at the gym makes me so mad because you're already so fucking pumped up but you know you can't have this bitch. I'm fuming right now, again

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>>23353228
>I don't think she likes me.
kek. Reminds me of a quote from Otto Weininger

>Only maternal love indiscriminately encompasses everything that the mother has ever carried in her womb. It is a cruel admission to make to oneself, as well as to the mother and the child, that this is precisely what reveals the totally unethical nature of maternal love, the love that persists regardless of whether the son becomes a saint or a criminal, a king or a beggar, whether he remains an angel or degenerates into a monster.

Considering you need a whole bottle of wine to conjure up courage to call her, I would say your insecurities twist your idea of her perception of you. But what do I know? Certainly not her or you

>> No.23353265

>>23353258
Next time you see one, bash her fucking skull in. Those retards shouldn't be wasting space in gyms, all they want to do is go around half naked and beg for attention.

>> No.23353270

>>23353183
still nothing. I am an adult. you're not my father or mother.

>> No.23353276
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I do be have to be to get up as early to be tomorrow to be go to be swimming in the swimming pool to be swimming and get to be big and strong to be have to impress women of wonderful taste and colour I am out chao sayonara au revoir cink sorior asta lavista baby doll pasta

>> No.23353277

>>23353265
why do women do that and then get mad when they get it? they don't seem like very logical creatures.

>> No.23353290

>>23353263
yeah, I think youre on to something here. how often do you talk to your mom? I find it humiliating and very psychically taxing.

>> No.23353293

>>23353270
no, you're nearer my father's age

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>>23353290
>I find it humiliating and very psychically taxing.
I think most people experience encounters with relatives in this way. There is rarely anything new to talk about since their daily life has been mostly stagnant since you were born. Yet the bond of blood forces of us to engage in these 'pleasantries'...

Personally I only talk to my mom over the phone to set up a birthday dinner for my siblings. So I roughly talk to her every quarter year. She wants more and I want less so its a nice compromise imo

>> No.23353353

I am not a very good looking person someone you might call ugly and I have been made fun of for my looks on numerous occasions but then I met this girl she was absolutely gorgeous am talking 10/10 beauty who I met through a friend and she was trying to become a model.After being with her I knew she had to be my gf I would do anything to achieve this. When I first asked her out she didn’t seem too amused about the idea naturally but I made a deal: it was an open relationship. She can sleep with other dudes and I would be ok with it after that she accepted yes I accepted to be a cuck but you guys don’t get it she is legit the most beautiful girl I have ever seen guys like me don’t get her without making a few compromise sleeping in the same bed as her made my dick hard as a rock grabbing her from behind and brushing against her back is amazing also we do have s*x not often but it is without a doubt the best I ever had so i do not complain. Some of you will look down on me but if you saw what I see you would do it too.

>> No.23353360 [DELETED] 

I went walking in the woods in the rain and saw three deer emerge from a small path in dense bushes and they stopped ten yards from me and ate grass and shook off rain and shit and twitched there ears towards the sounds. I watched them without moving for ten minutes trying to focus on myself as subject perceiving objects.

>> No.23353365

I went walking in the woods in the rain and saw three deer emerge from a small path in dense bushes and they stopped ten yards from me and ate grass and shook off rain and shit and twitched their ears towards the sounds. I watched them without moving for ten minutes trying to focus on myself as subject perceiving objects.

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>>23353353
>after that she accepted yes I accepted to be a cuck but you guys don’t get it she is legit the most beautiful girl I have ever seen guys like me don’t get her without making a few compromise sleeping in the same bed as her made my dick hard as a rock grabbing her from behind and brushing against her back is amazing also we do have s*x not often but it is without a doubt the best I ever had so i do not complain
A Faustian deal

>> No.23353381

>>23353293
That’s interesting I guess

>> No.23353387

I wonder how long I can live off my savings of 700k

>> No.23353388

>>23353277
if they get mad at you you're doing something seriously wrong

>> No.23353395

>>23353387
14 years

>> No.23353421

>>23353353
Sounds like you have a very expensive prostitute.

>> No.23353437

The French saved your asses.
There wouldn't be America without the French.
The world's uncontested superpower wouldn't exist without the French.
If they had turned you down, I wonder what would have become of the world.

An America split between England, France and Spain, maybe? Europe still dominant? More war, much more war. No Pax American. What a crazy world that would be.

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I sent what could be called a fanmail DM to one of my fav x.com (formerly twitter) writers in a moment of wild abandon after I left my friends at the club & was by myself. and they replied and we started talking. now I've met some girls doing ket and don't want to keep replying to them.

wwyd

>> No.23353445

>>23353439
Just fucking ghost, literally walk away from the screen

>> No.23353448

>>23353445
thanks tyler yeah that'd what I've done but I feel weird abt it

>> No.23353450

>>23353387
Based on how much I spend $700K would last me ~2916.6699 years.

>> No.23353476

to say one reads is as meaningless as saying one eats. what matters is what you eat, what you read

>> No.23353491

>>23352954
Room's clean and i slept well.
I don't really have anything to do until Thursday.
There are things that i would like to do that arent a requirement but it's hard to get started on those and they make me anxious as fuck

>> No.23353493

>>23353476
no shit

>> No.23353510

>>23352785
I wonder who else I know uses lit its a pretty scary thing to be unanonymous on a anonymous sight. The group is always watching , ever judging.

>> No.23353515

>>23353445
Ghosting is feminine behavior

>> No.23353526

>>23352785
Had an unpleasant exchange with a faggot today on reddit. I said I didn't like a movie and that fucker hounded me for hours demanding a thesis justifying my negative opinion on a movie. This poster is a repeat offender cuck, seen him get triggered in many threads for people having opinions. he's the worst kind of "cinephile" a yapper that's ego-attached with his "correct" takes on cinema. So, in response, I simply decided to point out his repeated behavior for the unhealthy, disproportionate comments they were, engaged with none of his bait/insults, kept an open tone, and just asked why he was so angry and defensive all the time. Bro got so fucking rattled, it had me dead laughing. he commented a response in less than a minute but it got removed by the automod, then he started getting downvoted, then he edited his og comments countless times to appear more "normal" and then blocked me. then put an "final" edit on an earlier post, which he edited three times lmao, the first saying he wasn't defensive and that "he just naturally was serious". Unhappy with that answer, he edited it again with a dismissive Twitter-tier response (lots of lols and lmaos and smhs), and then a final edit which tried to insult me and said that I was "stalking" him on reddit of all places. I could just imagine this fucking loser losing his mind figuring out the right comeback and defensive for something he knew was true. Incredible

Also my god, it was so satisfying seeing this asshole, that has ruined so many cool discussions, humiliate himself and shit his cuck pants publicly on a forum that he takes too seriously. The absolute state of these chronically-online, humorless, friendless, fun-sucking cucks.

I normally don't engage with these losers but every now and then they get so on my nerves that I am forced to reply and slap their cheeks.

Anyway. I was a little adrenalined up by the "conflict" and it has occupied unnecessary emotional and thought space in my head today.

So now that I've made this post, all my feelings about this little meaningless incident stays in this post, in these words. Not in me. I have let it go. I have no enemies. I am free.

>> No.23353532

>>23353515
foryou
but really though there is no good alternative

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>>23353491
Every moment you can either be rational or irrational, regenerate or degenerate, be constructive or destructive with your time. Every step uphill takes a little effort and willpower but will bring you satisfaction. While every step downwards, this includes inaction because gravity dont ask why just follow the symbolism okay thanks, will eventually erode your mental state into a foggy mess. Always strive upwards and you will find peace. Remember willpower is a muscle which should be trained incrementally, so don't go expecting to just flip a switch and turn your mental state around just like that. Slow and steady movement in a positive direction wins the race jimmy

>>There are things that i would like to do that arent a requirement but it's hard to get started on those and they make me anxious as fuck
Just compartmentalize the things you want to do into smaller goals and do then one by one

>> No.23353590

I thought i was dying but it turns out that i've just started having horrible panic attacks recently for no reason.

I've been depressed for a while, but i didn't realize that repressing emotions would have such a violent outcome.

I'll start saving up for a shrink. It sucks just feeling like you're dying randomly for no good reason.

>> No.23353617

what would make you most happy?

>> No.23353628

>>23353617
Being skilled at arts and creative pursuits. Not much else i want from life at the moment.
Technically it's within my grasp, but my willpower isn't quite there, so it's more of a daydream than anything.

>> No.23353630

>>23353617
Being loved.

>> No.23353632

I’m terrified of women so I use a vtuber as surrogate gf

>> No.23353633

>>23353617
heroin

>> No.23353637

>>23353628
yeah. looks like it's going to need some work. you shouldn't wait too long to start. I mean even working on that 20 minutes a day would be a start. you only live once brother. don't start living at 40

>> No.23353640

>>23353630
that'd make me happy too

>> No.23353646

>>23353630
I was about to call you a faggot but deep down I agree with you.

>> No.23353661

>>23353617
complete and unshakeable financial security. not crazy wealth, just freedom from labor

>> No.23353665

>>23353439
O_O

What a pic.

>> No.23353667

>>23353617
Being around my closest friends when they're at their calmest and most loving

>> No.23353671

>>23353661
Yeah this too. Enough wealth so the jews can't control me

>> No.23353708

>>23353633
I'm with this guy, opiates are the answer

>> No.23353714

>>23352785
I'm a sinner I speak of objective morality and the absolute but I fall very short of it.

>> No.23353763

>>23352785
Almost every one in these group homes aside from a few token individuals always is some gay/bi/lez/trans variant, even some staff. I never understood it. I just like biological women and nothing else. Every guy aside from a few has some weird attraction to dick and it sickens me.

>> No.23353767

ahhhh you guys all suck so much. you're the fucking worst. i can't believe i actually come here and talk to you retards and read the stupid shit you type out.

>> No.23353768

>>23353532
I dunno ever tried just being direct with people? I know this is a hard concept for neurotypicals to understand but try it some time.

>> No.23353773

>>23353767
Lol gottem

>> No.23353775

>>23353162
Suffering isn't a competition bro.

>> No.23353778

>>23353763
why are u in a group home? fucking spacker

>> No.23353781

I forgive you.

>> No.23353783

>>23353763
why do you have to be such a biggot,
who cares if they love dick?
that means more women for us who want pussy

>> No.23353789

>>23353767
Poke your eyes out then

>> No.23353794

>>23353778
Ah, yes the insults, not technically but my old ass roommate needs to be looked after but it’s mostly because I’m too poor to afford a regular apartment.

>>23353783
Didn’t ask. Let people be haters.

>> No.23353795

>>23353775
It sure seems like that on this board with under 30 year olds pissing and moaning about their cake life all day

>> No.23353805

>>23353768
what's mental is I could batter you irl

>> No.23353808

Seems like different cultures around the world are divided between the ones with a history of punching up and the ones with a history of punching down.

Using this heuristic one can very accurately predict which country is going to support which side of whichever conflict.

>> No.23353814

>>23353808
Fucking kill yourself.

>> No.23353825

>>23353814
cry more

>> No.23353845

>>23353353
so you have to deal with all her shit while other guys fuck the shit out of her?

>> No.23353853
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23353853

I get the feeling I cannot be competent in anything unless perhaps someone else teaches me thoroughly. But then it seems Im already supposed to know so many things and acquire skills through 'self study'. And when I think of the things I studied for and should know I realize I have no real fundament of knowledge and it all slips through my fingers.

>> No.23353855

>>23353808
nah, bro, it isn't true. all countries have points of weakness and strength.

>> No.23353871

>>23353526
I'm curious about what movie it was to warrant that behavior.

>> No.23353878

>>23353805
Sure, with semen you faggot?

>> No.23353879

Is there anyone ITT with an IQ above 95?

>> No.23353887

>>23353879
I think so. Why?

>> No.23353888

>>23353879
not me.

>> No.23353902

“In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”
Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

If he wasn't such a philanderer he'd be one of my heroes.

>> No.23353916

>>23353878
confused

>> No.23353953
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23353953

mental health failing over the years no medication helping you can tell by the fact that i am making this post ive cognitively declined lost my bubbly personality id love to compensate someone with my remaining funds if they assist me with ending it and allow me to remain anonymouws not baiting so please add only if serious itd mean a lot. ex left me for trying to kill myself now have the opportunity and need assistance asap undetected i cant fuck it up

tipkie is my tag, ill give proof of funds, make sure you dont get in trouble etc

>> No.23353954
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23353954

>>23353953

>> No.23353956

>>23353276
Based punctual aquatic anon, pushing the board ever closer to punctuation, I commend your evolutionary spirit

>> No.23353959

>>23353953
Just go to a legal euthanasia for mental distress country with the money, those guys are pros

>> No.23353962

>>23353959
do i have to become a citizen first? wouldnt obtaining a gun be easier?

>> No.23353965

>>23353962
No but you'd have to do some paperwork. Idk which country will give you the least paperwork or how much paperwork you need for a firearm near you

>> No.23353969

>>23353965
>another anon foiled in his plans by filling out a form

>> No.23353974

>>23353953
what Mental ISSue. Anon?

>> No.23353978

>>23353965
it says mental illness is not eligible until 2027 im not waiting

>> No.23353981

>>23353974
im not going to take over the thread more than i have but thank you for asking if out of concern or just mere curiosity? i hope you have a lovely evening!

>> No.23353982

>>23353978
Netherlands definitely already allow it

>> No.23354016

>>23353981
okay, man, I hope you are able to overcome whatever you have! Have you tried to change your environment? I know that stagnation can feel suffocating.

>> No.23354039
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23354039

>>23352785
I'm afraid of life. Other people, the outside world. Most of the time, I just want to be left alone with my books. Yet, sometimes I do yearn for those things. I've been reading Montherlant's notebooks, and he talks with such vitality, such confidence and strenght. "The main thing is to take a chance with life. It doesn’t much matter what comes of it." he says, but I can't stop worrying about what would come of it. I'm paralyzed. I can't even write due to this fear.

>> No.23354044

Took a selfie in the pub toilet and and I'm pissing myself at the thought of putting on my story with the caption 'genuinely having a wank'

>> No.23354047

>>23354044
Will somebody give me the confidence to do it. Spiritually I'm an ox, I'm ready to make the move, emotionally I'm nowhere near where I need to be

>> No.23354052

>>23353953
give me your funds, troon.

>> No.23354055

>>23354047
Didn't have the huevos to pull the trigger. wow I am a weak ass nerd

>> No.23354058

What if my understanding of other people and of relationships was just a form of pareidolia all along?
I think I understand some of the ways people relate with each other, but sometimes it seems as if others pass information to each other through a medium I cannot perceive. There is a hidden meaning in small gestures and laughter and little turns of phrase which I can only guess at, while normal people are capable of speaking and understanding using this hidden system of meaning as naturally as they converse in regular speech.

>> No.23354069

>>23353953
>women stop taking chad cock and they literally go insane

>> No.23354082

>>23353916
Uh huh…

>> No.23354093

>>23354047
go on, the lads will love it

>> No.23354096

>>23354058
yea its called autism my man
welcome to the party

>> No.23354105

I watched some documentaries on shit going on in foreign countries and now I feel like becoming a complete recluse. Shit's just horrifying 24/7
How do you deal with this? Is it choose to discard morality and happily enjoy your wealthy nation, or do you devote your lives to making the world better? Option 2 feels practically impossible
Most likely I'll move on and forget about all this, the same way people forget about stockyard videos and forget how horrifying meat production is so they can enjoy meat.

>> No.23354109

>>23354105
you can do little things.
you can stop eating chicken & pork, buy better beef

>> No.23354111
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23354111

Too many people online are calling themselves "autistic" when they're actually just fucking stupid and don't think about other people's point of view
Computers never revolutionized society
We're all still a bunch of fucking pagans

>> No.23354120

I have no ass but I must shit

>> No.23354124

I feel like I need to run, but for what reason? I can't even decipher why. I stress myself to deep ends for no real reason. It's been a while since I've thought about the "why" of things. Surely there must be a reason to all things, and what I'm doing now (making plans to expatriate) will probably not bring me any closer to happiness.
What I truly desire is to be happy, but I can't. I can roughly infer the path to this end (getting loved, and getting a spiritual awakening), and I KNOW I don't need to go through the boring parts (finding a good job for instance). I'm running and going through an enormous amount of struggles to do one simple thing. Stuff I've done before, too.

She'd say that I'm a stupid fuck for thinking that much of what there is to come when I don't have anything real on my plate right now. I know she would. She would say that I can find love, and enjoy my life, and reach my goals at the same time. But can I? I'm not confident enough to pull it off. It was easier when I was a high school student. I didn't have to worry about anything. I could stop for ten minutes and look at the landscape. Now everything is going so fast. If I don't get frantic about stuff I fear I might miss my shot and die with regret.

I think I'm going to get some sleep. Those are what is on my mind. I'm tired of the stress and the whole run. I want to rest next to a beautiful woman and not think about the future with such a pessimsitic view. I want to be happy. I truly do. There's a mountain of stuff I want to do, boys.

>> No.23354126

>>23354109
Those don't contribute shit
The meat I don't buy just gets thrown away
I am 1 man out of billions. Unless my actions inspire others to do the same, it accomplishes nothing
And I don't know how to do that
It has to be a REAL movement. Not some stupid fucking san francisco protest that only my rich yuppie friends/twitter followers participate in where we start a dropshipping company that sells plant based wet cat food
And I am currently not jacked enough to do that nor do I even know if I care. Eliminating suffering in this form is just curing symptoms of societal structural issues. Society simply does not care enough. It is not designed to care meaningfully. I could start a movement but it only lasts as long as I live to exert influence. Once I die it's over. After all, this has literally been done before.

>> No.23354127

The dumbest fucking people on Earth congregate in the comment sections of news sites, I swear.
>article about a natural disaster
Dudes saying shit like "this was clearly a DEW like in Maui" with dozens of people agreeing
>article about a geopolitical event
Dudes saying "this was the CIA" "Trump would never have allowed this to happen" "Q predicted this" (unironically)
>article about any world religion
The worst takes on philosophy and spirituality ever fucking made, holy shit.
>article about business, economy, or finance
Rabid communists and rabid libertarians hatefucking in the form of angry all caps comment chains
>article about Israel or Ukraine
Unfathomable abyss

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23354151

I shouldn'ta done it

>> No.23354155

>>23354126
there are selfish reasons not to do those things anyway (eating a healthier animal is more nutritious)

>> No.23354167

>>23353953
In the end it's your choice to make, but i hope that you won't kill yourself and manage to get out of this hole.

Best of luck whichever may be the case anon.

>> No.23354188

>>23354151
lejend

>> No.23354195

Just B urself :)

>> No.23354200

>>23354151
hell yeah, brother!

>> No.23354227

i was under an obvious spiritual attack yesterday then met a girl who despite having all the usual red flags (piercings, tats) was unusually kind and interesting. we talked all night but now I'm wondering if the devil is playing an elaborate trap. advise me anons.

>> No.23354230

Does /lit/ have a higher character limit than 2000? If so what is it?

>> No.23354236

>>23354227
girls always settle you. that's not the devil, something else

>> No.23354239

>>23354230
just checked it's 3k

>> No.23354241

To all the jungle massive all around the UK and beyond
In Ireland, France, Belgium, wherever you can pick this up man
Many thanks for still keeping the vibe alive

>> No.23354242

>>23350999
Yuki woke once more to find she was already sitting bolt upright, her instincts forerunning her consciousness. The rattling of steel and the sound of great impacts shook the medbay such that she nearly lost her balance.
Yesterday she had been well enough to visit the common room and even relieve herself with some dignity for a change, albeit not without pain, but this morning her sleep had been cut short by something far more serious than personal discomfiture. The medbay shook again; she glanced at the time readout - 0340.
The doorway shrieked - Anonson was forcing it slowly open, as it seems the doorframe itself was bent.
"Sato." He sounded hoarse and husky, unlike his usual cheerful tone. "All hands."
"What's going on?" Yuki slid off the bed and staggered over to the spare clothes hung up for her.
"Replicants. Ambush. Engines are shot. Chassis is...the ship's finished. We already sent out an SOS, trappers will be here soon. This, it's...suicide. The moon at least was just harassment, but they're a full warband, armed. Captain has them limping already, there's no chance they'd get away. They're...berserk, it's like they're trying to destroy us before trappers get here. No escape plan. We don't even...what do they think we have? We didn't find anything on that moon, right? No cargo."
"No cargo." Yuki repeated, stunned. "Where's Nursey? I-"
"Nursey's on a turret. Come on, get your clothes on. All hands."
"Just a minute, I have to..." Yuki gestured helplessly between her legs.
Anonson grabbed the bedpan from the nearby table, reaching out between her legs and brushing her medical gown aside unceremoniously. He killed the lights, then reached out to steady her with his left hand on her shoulder.
"Alright, I can't see anything, come on."
Yuki felt at once like she couldn't help but pee and as if she couldn't manage to. She strained until the pain became unbearable and her knees began to wobble, but only a dribble would come out.
Anonson pulled her in to lean against him as the medbay shook from another impact.
"Come on, Sato. We have to go. All hands."
The pain blinded her as she finally forced her bladder to empty, in loud and agonizing spurts, as she set her jaw and screamed into his shoulder.
"Sorry for...biting. I...I think I peed on your hand, sorry. I'm sorry."
"You're alright, Sato. Here." Anonson replied in a strangely guttural voice, finishing wiping his hands and thrusting the somewhat damp towel into hers. "Get suited up quick. All hands. Report to the cockpit. I have to go, here, you're alright."
He guided her hand to the wall to support her and bolted down the corridor, leaving Yuki alone to muster her courage while wiping and dressing herself.

>> No.23354245

>>23354227
grow up

>> No.23354275

I want to give myself a black-eye. I want my co-workers to wonder about how I got a black-eye and be elusive in my answer while insinuating I got into a fight. I could tap lightly on my orbital bone with a hammer; it wouldn't even hurt.

>> No.23354283

>>23354275
I've thought about that before. I did this with a hickey after the weekend once and all the older admin women who were normally horrible and mean were smiling and trying to light my cigarettes in the smoke shelter and stuff, didn't really know how to handle it at all.
Do it I say

>> No.23354288

>>23354283
hahah god damn this place is not good for me. I'm going to do it. thanks for the push anon.

>> No.23354290

don draper is a great role model for a young man to have

>> No.23354299

>>23354288
lmao

>> No.23354307

>>23354242
Finally, Yuki made it to the bridge, having stumbled through several more impacts and one thankfully mild grav glitch.
"Sarge...Sato reporting."
She collapsed into the warp seat of the cockpit.
Foregoing his usual cracking wise at breach of protocol, Sarge spoke without taking his eyes off the console.
"You have your flight credentials, Private?"
"Oh...w....I...I have three of four. Next leave at Magellan, I have the la-"
"You used sims?"
"A....well, maybe thirty hours?"
"Are you steady?"
"I...reasonably steady, sir, if inexperienced. Are you asking me to take the helm?"
Sarge offered her a hand up, half lifting her from the warp seat.
"Just keep us moving on aux, that's all we have left anyways. Try and slip the C-Beams where you can, but don't get in over your head. Just keep us on course, any course, and look out for any UFOs. Are you okay for that?"
Yuki slid into the pre-warmed seat and hunched forward into her habitual terrible posture she had grown accustomed to in her short time trying out sims beyond her piloting skill back at Magellan.
"Yes. I've been off sedatives since yesterday. Need some water please."
With almost frightening efficiency, Sarge loped to the cockpit cooler, plucked out a soft chrome HydroBurst bag, leaned back and slung it into the drive cupholder.
"Good enough?"
"All set here, sir."
"I'm going external to help Jane and Anonson set up, then...long story, just keep the maneuvers simple and standard. One thing at a time, yeah?"
"I won't do anything stupid." she waved behind her, "Good luck, Sarge."
Nor, indeed, were there any wild evasive maneuvers Yuki could think of as a novice pilot to do with a light military carrier hobbled to auxiliary attitude thrusters, which could barely be used to orient as they were already hardly sufficient to appreciably accelerate when working unison.
Sarge had been nursing them along, steadily increasing the little momentum he had built up with the main engine before the ambush completely trashed it, but it was a largely meaningless struggle as the replicant vessel was effortlessly running rings around her, even limping as it seemed to be from Nursey's turret fire.
Yuki focused her full attention on the task, but it was clear why Sarge had so lightly assigned a sick and uncredentialed private to the helm - this was a task more about watching and waiting to warn of any change than a serious piloting endeavor. The Replicants seemed to be out of juice, or perhaps having some problems calibrating, as only one C-Beam was firing, every several seconds but at intentionally unpredictable angles and intervals, and nearly always to good effect. She managed to glance several shots off the hull simply through intuition and prediction of the enemy, and she was once able to intercept a single C-Beam by swapping a shield battery to an adjacent undamaged section with a depleted local battery, saturating the shield rather than damaging the craft, but there was little to do but stay the course.

>> No.23354310

>>23354288
wouldn't it be so funny if you misjudged how hard you were hitting yourself and you died from this. imagine if you're computer was still on and this thread was up when they found your body.

>> No.23354321

>>23354310
I'm just tapping around my eye, anon. Not swinging like fucking John Henry.

>> No.23354330

>>23354321
pussyyy

>> No.23354335

>>23354330
I'm cultivating a mystique.

>> No.23354336

I'll save the hickey for another weekend to make the qt coworker that I flirt with jealous

>> No.23354345

>>23354290
Somebody with a neurotic and avoidant personality and suicidal ideations?

>> No.23354349

hahahahah /soc/ is not what I thought it would be. omg. its just a bunch of people posting their dicks trying to have gay sex, wtf. I literally just want to go have a drink with some anons who like to read and are a little racist.

>> No.23354357

>>23354345
“I like how Don is a complex character with flaws”. Good for the nerds. I like how he’s handsome, rich, has a cool voice, and is always drinking/blasting cigs

>> No.23354362

i thought i understood but i didn't. in fact, it is categorically impossible for certain people to understand such things, meaning that even the pursuit to understand this kind of understanding can only be understood as un-understandable. can others claim that this kind of knowledge can be shared, that understanding is possible? they may claim it yes, but it is a false understanding, because again, this kind of understanding is impossible for certain people, including the understanding of its understanding

>> No.23354370

>>23354362
oh brother

>> No.23354373

>>23354357
based. i also like the Sopranos cause the guys are cool and would be fun to hang out with.

>> No.23354378

>>23354307
Yuki grew more and more parched as the hours wore on. The C-Beams were frequent and relentless, but it had become obvious that the replicants were running low on primary power, with no plans for escape, and simply firing at partial power to try to batter the Earth craft to pieces as efficiently as possible with their remaining charge and within their fuel budget.
Yuki very much doubted that even the sturdy carrier would hold up long enough for battery reserves to be the determining factor in this slow hunt, but she had trimmed the power budget even further than Sarge had already done, shutting off medbay and all internal lights completely apart from a dim overhead LED strip in the central corridor, and minimal lighting in the cockpit and turret.
She had turned off temperature controls completely, and was sweating feverishly in the near-dark. The thirst was becoming unbearable and the C-Beams were less frequent, so after successfully glancing another beam off the port with a lucky guess, she quickly wobbled to her feet and crossed to the cooler, filling her hands with more HydroBursts, and made it back to her station just in time for the ship to be rocked by another C-Beam square on the stern.
"Just trying to stay awake." she muttered to herself, as if seeking justification.
She was just finishing off her fourth HydroBurst, and her low fever seemed to be breaking at last, when Sarge hailed her from an external comm.
"You're doing good, Sato. And so far, we're getting lucky. Need something from you real quick, and yes, I'm sure. Autoweld the cargo bay. External AND internal hatch. Tell me when you're done."
Yuki wracked her brain for a moment, looking over the switches, and found it. Not bad for a B student. She flicked the turnkey, held the override down, and counted to 5, slowly, then cycled diagnostics.
"Done, Sarge. Now what?"
"Power down the bay. All the way. We just need a little more juice up here."
"Done."
"Alright, private, listen to me carefully and repeat these directions back to me, so I know you heard. No more evasive maneuvers. Straight ahead full aux impulse, no matter what, until you hear different. And pay attention, now: One for port, Two for starboard, eight for anterior."
"Full ahead, no change. One is port, two starboard, eight's anterior. What's that mean, Sarge?"
"It means when anyone, ANYONE gives you a number over comms, you count to one, and I mean exactly one, and you engage maglock on that side, and when I tell you to engage maglock I mean you sit on that button until you hear the same person who told you your number say "disengage". And if you hear another number, you sit on that one too until we tell you stop, or the power runs out. You understand?"
"Understood, Sarge. I'll be ready."
"You'd better. It might be a little while."
"I'll be ready."
Yuki sat with her fingers on the maglock triggers, and waited what seemed an eternity.

>> No.23354383

>>23354373
here's my sopranos thinkpiece: if you're rooting for anyone but tony, or feel conflicted about rooting for tony, you're a pussy

>> No.23354385

I miss the old Internet. Anyone remember Stumbleupon?

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I am rich. I am 31 years old and in great shape and I'm fucked in the head. I am a virgin. I have a nice high-rise apartment with a great view that nobody besides the maintenance man has been in. I have never attempted to date. Not even a little. I have taken a few women home from bars or they have approached me but I was always too drunk to fuck by the time we were in bed. I am finally ready. I am going to make a tinder account with a picture of my abs and the view form my apartment and I'm going to rail as many girls as I can and I am going to manipulate them and it is going to be so easy.

>> No.23354422

>>23354227
spiritualanon here. if you are religious, don't bother with literal witches. they're a waste of time. if you don't care then go ahead

>> No.23354425

>>23354398
You sound like a runt retarded (akin to the spice melange)

>> No.23354429

>>23354378
Don't panic. Don't space out. Don't pull on impulse. Focus. Wait. Count to one. Count to one. Count to one.
"Eight." came Anonson's clear but gravelly tone.
One.
Yuki gripped the joystick with all her strength, ring finger locked down over the maglock trigger. Over her head and behind her, above the hum of the lock, she could hear a horrible grinding shriek of steel on steel, muffled as it reverberated throughout the ship.
The carrier pitched "forward" from the sudden halting of either a very heavy object or a smaller one arrested from great forward momentum, and she split her brow against the corner of the readout, but her vice grip on the joystick never slipped an inch. Blood stinging her left eye, she shut it tightly and leaned over the cupholder to take another sip of HydroBurst. The ship was tumbling gently - she heard nothing over the console, but could not see anything on the forward monitor, meaning she had almost certainly successfully caught whatever was being pitched past the maglev.
She jabbed the comms button.
"Sarge...stabilizing maneuvers okay?"
"Hold a minute there, Sato."
She waited in the silence and gloom as several seconds, than a minute, passed.
Silence!
The C-Beam was offline, or at least not firing on them!
Whatever they had done, it seemed like they'd done it well.
"Sato!" Nursey's voice had a rough, weary edge to it. "Autoweld the exterior doors. All of them!"
"...Sarge?"
"Confirm, do it, now!"
Yuki hesitated for a horrible moment, half-fearing she might be sealing members of her crew out to die in open space, then followed orders, priming the latchkeys slamming her right forearm down across the row of external door weld overrides, all while keeping her finger still holding down the maglev trigger.
...four....five.
"All welded."
"Make sure. Run all the diagnostics, twice." Sarge cleared his throat. "And, uh, disengage. You can let go the maglock, we're done."
A few tense moments passed as Yuki scrabbled on the helm keyboard.
"All diagnostics confirm, Sarge. They'll need pyrite to get us out."
She heard Sarge's heavy pace as he joined her in person.
"Yeah, that's the idea, and let's hope they don't have it. Good work, private. Here, get out of there, I'll take over."
Yuki thankfully handed over the grimy, sweaty controls and sat back down at the warp station.
"If I may, sir, what in hell is going on?"
"Oh, generally? I've no idea, frankly, but trappers will likely be with us within the hour. Hour the hull couldn't have lasted, too, but looks like the angels are with us so far. Right now? The crazy fucking Synths are trying to BOARD us. Go on back in the commons and someone can fill you in. They might need your help, too. Thirsty, eh?"
He grinned, throwing the spent HydroBurst pouches to the floor.
"Sorry about that sir. Still not feeling too well."
"Not at all, Sato. You did just right. Get on back there, maybe you can even get some rest."

>> No.23354433

>>23353632
How so

>> No.23354436

>>23354429
save it for the writing general anon...

>> No.23354442

>>23354436
I thought this was the writing general and you were all just trying to find your muse, have I been posting in the wrong general for days?

>> No.23354449

>>23354442
We thought you were just being a jackass on purpose.

>> No.23354458

Move over Catholics. Protestants are taking over /lit/

>> No.23354464

>>23354442
You're in blogpost general. You're looking for /wg/

>> No.23354465

>>23354449
I don't feel bad at all thoughever because nearly every post in these threads is low effort and is just you guys being jackasses on purpose anyways, this is a worse /gioyc/

>> No.23354467

Im drunk and I feel good! Yes, I feel good... haha.

>> No.23354468

>>23354385
Oh man I loved stumbleupon. I was just thinking today that I haven't seen anyone say "calm your tits" in a long time

>> No.23354471

Well I just banged around my eye for 5 minutes with a hammer. I wonder if it was hard enough to bruise.

>> No.23354483

>>23354467
yes
YES
the tiger is out

>> No.23354488

>>23354465
I mean that's what these threads are for, no? The id of /lit/?

>> No.23354492

>>23354465
All this thoughever thoughbeit bullshit is so fucking gay and annoying

>> No.23354495

When, you have played with commas at all times, you see a pizza the fac. The comma removes or, I will show you the words before it because, it is not plain origami inscriptions. In fact, according to my culture, our common plain of existence has exited the grocery store, as a moosedian planar route and not this or that, also the order sent me to come for you, that you have spending amidst foreign uninterested, thoroughly exhausted memento as a testament cheerily, as if to say, hypothetically prodigal, coming back for congress's postural divestment refreshing, to pool the proper resources unto and, or, granting hereby, the access not acquitted or in full haste. With Godspeed you will find we will praise our great posterior in phenomena that you and me, or I, as well as us should retain the excruciating defaults to our wellbeing. But I must be honest with you, misappropriating the institutions common works was a fault well tolerated, fulfilling, and welcoming unto our ends need loyal.
Yours with Godspeed
-,1981

>> No.23354498
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>>23352785
Why was Woodrow Wilson woke?

>> No.23354500

>>23354488
I am apex idposting and yet you're showing me the door, sirrah!
>>23354492
You are terminally lacking in whimsy mayeverhaps.

>> No.23354502

>>23354495
Nice music to the writing and words but it made my brain hurt trying to read it.

>>23354500
Ah but I am the superego, anon!

>> No.23354506

>>23354502
Begone, foul spirit of self-reflection! You have no business here!

>> No.23354527

I have no work ethic, no time management, no discipline, and only fleeting motivation towards anything of interest. I want to fix this, it would improve many aspects of my life, and I do have things I would like to work on and improve at. I think I need external impetus, like going to school, but I'm so fucking anxious and depressed that the thought of having to be out every day around people, talking, and just being seen, makes it seem like such a daunting task. Time keeps passing with so little to show for it and I'm afraid it's going to carry on like this.

>> No.23354545

anyone wake up and in a halfdreaming state find themselves stressed over dream logic? like i woke up absolutely distressed about some sort of mental of physical dilemma that doesn't even exist. felt absolutely schizo because i got to the point where i was well aware of how insane it was but hadn't yet shed the idea entirely
i was like trying to 'center my mind' in a physical way, and i could see it. stressed that i couldnt. anyway. it was at least neat.

>>23354527
me 2. but i'm 35

>> No.23354560

This week felt both long and short as fuck. I don't know how to explain it. I guess its because for the past 3 days I've been out for something or another.

>> No.23354566

>>23354545
>stressed over dream logic
don't know exactly what you mean by this, but yeah I like the otherness you feel when you're half awake, not fully separated from your dreams yet

>> No.23354569

>>23354545
There are stretches of time where I'll have really vivid dreams that stick with me like real memories and I'll have to think about whether or not they happened in waking life.

>me 2. but i'm 35
I will be this year

>> No.23354582

>>23354483
you read my mind anon.

>> No.23354650

>>23354429
I guess I should put here in case anyone is reading this that it continues here
>>23354627

>> No.23354652

>>23354650
No one wants to read your nasty shit. Fuck off coomer trash

>> No.23354654

>>23354652
I'm literally leaving you hysterical faggot

>> No.23354655

>>23354654
i love the way you handled that

>> No.23354665
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Reading 300.

>> No.23354704

My knowledge of history is a mile wide and an inch deep. This needs to be rectified

>> No.23354771

let's start by first establishing that absolutely literally anything is possible through God. Absolutely anything. The catch however, is that he has to agree with it too, it's not like a genie deal, but more like asking your father for stuff. If you say father, I want money for a new gaming console so that I may neglect my studies, I don't know about you, but I doubt he would grant it for your own good. Instead what if one were to ask father, I would like a new calculator, backpack, and books, so I may advance my studies further and with greater efficiency. This, I imagine, is more speaking his language to get what you want from what he ultimately wants. And as a reward for your hard work, he may grant you a new gaming console anyway for such good grades. Jackpot.

So where am I going with this? Let us say someone struggles with chronic coomerism. If that person were to simply stop, admit they have a problem, and ask God for help, that they don't want to lead a sinful life anymore and just want some peace and purpose, would God grant them this? Absolutely. 100%. But it really has to start by asking genuinely, sincerely, and with all honesty that you want to give this up. That you know it's bad for you. This is the key moment, the turning point, because when you do this, that is when things will finally improve

God is not a genie. Religion is not transactional. You can read the book, do all the rituals, attend every Sunday. But do you actually care? Do you want a good relationship with God the same way you would desire a genuine good relationship with your biological father? You don't buy it from him with gifts, with stuff, but with time and patience

And if your biological father is no good, that's fine, because your father in heaven loves you so much and wants to see you succeed. But you gotta admit you don't know what you're doing and ask for help before he's pitch in, like a good parent he's not going to do your homework for you, but do his best to help. If you just ask, and ask nicely.

>> No.23354775

henga: 'the strange one' 'the strange thing(s)' 'strange thing(s)' 'strangers' 'WILD'

what's my spelling grade?

>> No.23354778

>>23354771
Spoken like a truly pious Christian.

>> No.23354779 [DELETED] 

americans are fucking weird. you can stumble across a 48 year old american geezer doing food reviews of dominos pizza, with his face painted like gene simmons, and his description will be "Hebrews 11:1"

>> No.23354781

americans are fucking weird. you can stumble across a 48 year old american geezer uploading food reviews of dominos pizza on youtube, with his face painted like gene simmons, and his description will be "Hebrews 11:1"

>> No.23354782

There's literally no point in life other than marrying a virgin woman and having kids + instilling them with good values to want to do the same. Especially in a time when everything in the world (well, at least in the US) is geared against you from achieving that.

>> No.23354805

>>23354704
your mother is a mile wide and an inch deep. she needs to be erectified

>> No.23354810

>Best friend makes a groupchat.
>Adds me and two other good friends of ours.
>One of our friends names the groupchat "The weird ones".
>Quickly changes it to "The vagina lovers".
Don't get me wrong, I like this guy, but boy could there not be a cringier name.

>> No.23354819
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Millennials really did ruin everything. Give me a boomer or a zoomer any day over these dorks. At least I can fuck the zoomer while trading stories with the boomer. Millennials? All they do is whine and moan and complain about shit nobody cares about.

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>>23354810
just gave me memories from school

>> No.23354836

>>23354819
I always wondered who actually ends up marrying the nightclub sluts.

>> No.23354838

How does Drake even respond

>> No.23354882

>>23354838
by killing himself hopefully

>> No.23354927

I've read about 60 pages of the collector by John fowles and I hate it. I don't get the point. It reads like something one of the chuddies browsing this site would write. I know the second half is from the girl's perspective but I don't think I can power through the chuddie section.

>> No.23354936

I just want to experience true romance, at the very least. The soft touch and careful doting attention from another. I don’t even know how that could feel.

>> No.23354943

I fucking hate bidding on shit. Some times it would be something totally unassuming and, low and behold, I have to contend with 3 other faggots who might be resellers who kind also sorta want the same thing. I write this because I was just in a bidding "war" with some guy on a doctor seuss book collection because I have a niece and she's only just starting to read. It started at $10 and got to around $50 which is fucking retarded. Anyway I figured I'd fuck with the guy and keep going up. $100. $150. $200. You can get these books all for $20 at the local store by the way. He kept outbidding me so I just stopped somewhere around 250. Whoever you are have fun spending 250 plus shipping you fucking bozo lmao

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>>23354943
get fucked buddy

>> No.23354960

>>23354936
I love you I adore you

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>>23354956
I'm gonna tear your fucking jugular out with my teeth you little cockroach cunt

>> No.23355100

>>23354960
Thank you. I almost felt something.

>> No.23355139

Correct me if I'm wrong, but there is not a single empire in the world who could be described as "good". All empires got to such a status through evil deeds.

>> No.23355177

I don't know if communism's end goal isn't a way to cope with the fact that something like capitalism exists and works so well. Supposedly, capitalism was actually a period of time where it transferred over to socialism, end goal being communism. It is said that capitalism is part of communism as well, but I don't know if I believe it.

>> No.23355191

You can't make me jank my shit. I aint doing it! I aint doing it!

>> No.23355194

>>23355191
Come on, anon, jank your swanger, just once, please, for me?

>> No.23355202

>>23355177
>works so well
It doesn't.

>> No.23355210

>>23355202
If you had examples of socialist or communist countries you could have been right, but you don't.

>> No.23355216

>>23355210
If I break your leg, and don't show you an example of a functioning limb, would you then conclude that your broken leg is just fine?

>> No.23355217

>>23355194
Only if you're there with my baby doll

>> No.23355218

>>23355217
I am, now do it, pwease?

>> No.23355241

>>23355218
I'm jacking it. I'm jacking it so hard I tore my penis right off and now I'm bleeding out on the train. All the black guys are laughing at me. A nun just spat on my cock.

>> No.23355244

>>23355241
Good boy.

>> No.23355252

I just want a job, seriously, I'm fucking sick of this, why is there nothing around me that I could possibly do? It's all bullshit that requires special skills or degrees, all the retail has been stolen by zoomers and all of the warehouse and factory jobs start too early (I don't drive and they're too far away).

>> No.23355279

>>23355216
You're saying that the examples so far and attempts at implementing it that all failed miserably has no connection to the ideology itself? I get that we're in a board for people that like to write and talk about fictional scenarios, but I'm not referring to that right now.

>> No.23355289

>>23352785
I can't believe it. I literally used facts and logic to convince a retarded redditor, in this niche movie subreddit, that his conduct was unproductive and unnecessarily pedantic AND he actually changed his behavior to be more positive and receptive of opposing perspectives.

Next thing you know, pigs are gonna fly and Obama is gonna lick my bussy

>> No.23355290

>>23355279

I am not advocating for any kind of socialism or communism.
That does not change the fact that there is a whole lot of wrong with capitalism.

>> No.23355294

>>23355290
>That does not change the fact that there is a whole lot of wrong with capitalism.
Am I saying that it's perfect? I'm comparing ideologies, anyone who isn't braindead would call capitalism so far a success in comparison to any socialist ideology.

>> No.23355297

>>23355294
Sounds like you're a tool for the status quo.
Comparing against a boogeyman to stop any progress.
Congrats.

>> No.23355308

>>23355297
Progress that you refer to doesn't hold any value any longer. 50 years ago you could have advocated for more freedom and progress, it would have made sense, today progress equals deteriorating any type of moral value people have. If that's what you call progress, then I oppose it.

>> No.23355377

>>23355308
Holy shit what a moron you are.
Do you like having 90% of the wealth you generate (assuming you're employed) being siphoned away from you by your employer and the government?
That's ideal to you?

>> No.23355386

I don't like lying, it makes me feel gross, I don't even lie on here despite it being completely anonymous.

>> No.23355412

>>23355386
I like some lies like telling people i'm a dragon

>> No.23355414

The only thing philosophy showed me was that scientists are dogmatic retards whose value should be demoted to being data-slaves. And process philosophy is a waste of time.

>> No.23355431

>>23355377
Nta
What would be ideal is people letting go of their illusions and becoming subordinated. Also, if my employer were to deduct his pay by, let's say, 50% and redistribute it to his employees, I'd get a 10$ dollar raise at most. People often don't realize this but the controversy around ceos earning so much is never about the other people wanting more, it's just jealousy. I yhink Harvard even did a study that showed people would rather have less pay but earn more than their collegues than more overall pay but earn less than their collegues. They'd shut up if ceos simply didn't make as much, but to me, it remains a completely contrived issue. In reality, the government does take the most of it, but eithout it, I wouldn't have it's services.

>> No.23355435

>>23355431
10$ a month, that is.

>> No.23355440

>>23355431
bla, bla, bla, go fuck yourself

>> No.23355443

Time to suck todays dick.

>> No.23355448

>>23355414
philosophy didn’t show you that, retard.

>> No.23355454

>>23355414
>scientists
>value
Lol. Scientists spend most of their life working 60+ hr/week for no reward at all.
They already have no value.

>> No.23355459

I think it's really telling when the biggest champions of capitalism, like Peter Theil will outright tell you, "just be a slave, lol, it's your place in life".
If that doesn't open your eyes nothing will.
Just be a slave, have no rights, own nothing, and be ready to die at our command.

>> No.23355466

Saw a struck swallow on my bike ride and it made me wish I could trade It's life for every car driving nigger on the planet.

>> No.23355471

>>23355466
:( swallows are really quick, idk how someone managed to hit one

>> No.23355473

>>23355466
There's nothing wrong with cars.
It's one of these engineered "activisms" for centrist morons like you who want to feel radical while actually not poking at the status quo at all.

Just shut the fuck up.

>> No.23355476

>>23355459
as opposed to?

>> No.23355485

What have you guys been listening to lately? Here's me.

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kmbaitd0Szogypn_6ybzy9lcfFUy1XdZM&si=000sfM_hyjRuuI3v

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Now that normies are getting antiseptic I can finally blend in. I guess it was worth it in the end.

>> No.23355494

My new shoes bit me so I will wear old ones with bandages

>> No.23355510

Glumpumgis (or Glumpumkis depending on the region you live in) World champion caterpillar eater, the man really puts em down, he's a sight to see folks, you'll never see anything quite like him in your life, I promise you that. Come one, come all, come watch a feat like you've never seen, bring the kids, bring the wife, there is no one who will leave unimpressed and with their jaw not touching the floor. And if they do then I'll eat my hat, I promise you that ladies and gentlemen.

>> No.23355515

Jesus Christ, I just got out of a retarded argument with some redditor cuck and the sun is gone and it's way past dinner time. What a fucking waste of life it is to argue with retards online

>> No.23355517

>>23355510
pls don't eat caterpillars they didn't know they were eating your plants

>> No.23355522

>>23355386
based, me too

>> No.23355535

>>23355517
I'm not eating them, take your issue up with Glumpumgis (I'm from the west region, that's how we spell and pronounce it) He's the one eating them.

>> No.23355537

>>23355535
Can you tell him not to?

>> No.23355538

>>23355515
I'm trying to get into the habit of going "Hey, do I really wanna argue with that person? Yes? Well then I'll close the app and not do it, it's only gonna make me angry and waste my time."

>> No.23355540

>>23355537
I'll do my best, the guy's been doing it his whole life though, how do you think he became the world champion? You try telling someone who's only ever been a plumber to stop plumbing, it's not gonna be easy.

>> No.23355549

>>23355538
Would be nice if 4chan had a feature that you use to block anons who post something really moronic so that you never see their posts in the future.

There's no point in arguing with somebody who is either intellectually dishonest, or who refuses even the most foundational axioms. And gaslighting is the worse. I fucking hate gaslighters.

>> No.23355551

>>23355538
You know it man
I generally don't engage with retards but this particular stupid cuck has been on my nerves for ages and today he just fucking ticked me off
Truly a waste of time and energy

>> No.23355564

>>23355549
>There's no point in arguing with somebody who is either intellectually dishonest, or who refuses even the most foundational axioms. And gaslighting is the worse. I fucking hate gaslighters.
Dude fucking exactly! This retard I was arguing with today istg would argue the most inane shit i never said and would ignore every single refutation of his retarded claims and instead fought against random imaginary points he thought I was trying to make. Plus he was a fucking liar and when I gave proof of his lies, he called ME a fucking gaslighter troll
Dumbass cuck. Good thing I kept my cool, didn't take his bait insults, and just destroyed his reputation on this retarded subreddit he takes so seriously

>> No.23355571

>>23355564

Try lemmy. Reddit is just a corporate bot farm these days.
Chances are you were arguing with some Pajeet being paid pennies to push whatever narrative.

>> No.23355590

>>23355571
i wish it were an indian guy anon, at least they have soul

this retard was your bog standard all-american lefty jew cuck

>> No.23355591

>>23355590
OK, humor me, what has the gist of his argument/stance?

>> No.23355596

My sister in law(brother’s wife) has a fat ass am talking so big and jiggly you can play it like the drums whenever she walks you can hear it clapping from miles away it’s as big as any other donkey it is. My dad fucked her once in doggystyle and it was clapping so loud you could hear it across the hallways. Me, my other brother, dad, and cousin have all slapped it once and damn it feels soft and smooth like a pillow what a fine bitch.

>> No.23355609

I don't know what happened to me but I randomly came across a Dr K video about dealing with rude people and I feel like I've gotten a new lease on life. For the last 2ish years, I've felt this vague burden and dissonance due to, what i now realize, was that fact that i didn't know how to deal with openly rude people and took insults too personally. The solution was to not ego-attach to the words and scenario. That way you keep your mind cool, rid the other of their control, and ready yourself for prime clapbacking

>> No.23355632

I shouldn't have accepted the invite to my dad's family gathering. I don't care about them and they don't care about me and I'm too old to pretend I do. Pretty close to just go back to bed.
Why did it took 27 years for my father to start taking an interest in me? Fucking cunt

>> No.23355689

I am rethinking this getting dressed and going outside business

>> No.23355729

>>23355689
Do it anon, all the hot chicks are outside waiting for you

>> No.23355738

>>23355729
I got a coffee from the corner cafe and it rained on me and they were out of cake. I think my decision to only pull on tracksuit bottoms and a coat over my pjs was valid and I might go back to bed

>> No.23355760

next
>>23355759
>>23355759
>>23355759

>> No.23356354

Life is ticking away nicely for now, but can't help but feel I'm going to fail in the future, when I no longer have the strength of youth. I have a good job that pays well and is comfy, but no credentials. I got there by "merit" which gives me confidence in myself, but credentials give others confidence in you.

>> No.23356407

>>23354498
not sure. Calvinism only speaks of the elect so maybe it was a dialectic transformation between the ethnocentrism of OG Calvinism and what it became in the 20th century.