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23397916 No.23397916 [Reply] [Original]

>it's called the Bible because it's two books
Can't believe I just realized this after all this time.

>> No.23397925

Or well I guess there are actually books in the bible, I mean the two sections, the Old testament and New Testament.
In case you still didn't get it yet
BI-ble
bi as in two

>> No.23397928

>>23397916
Please keep us updated on all of your realizations and epiphanies.

>> No.23397931

>>23397916
Are you retarded?

>> No.23397935
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23397935

>he just now figured this out

>> No.23398364

>>23397925
and ble as in bleh?

>> No.23398420

>>23398364
no ble must be latin or greek for parts or something

>> No.23398495

>>23397916
>>23398420
Unfortunately you can look up "Bible etymology" on Google and it will tell you this is not the case. It comes from Greek biblia, meaning books, because the Bible is a collection of many holy books.

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>>23397916
>two books
The Bible actually has 66 books.

>> No.23398605

>>23398508
73*

>> No.23398618

>>23398605
66**

>> No.23399741

Lmao I also never realised this

>> No.23400170

>>23398508
>>23398605
81***

>> No.23400175

>>23398508
If anon could read would he be on /lit/?

>> No.23400190

>Middle English: via Old French from ecclesiastical Latin biblia, from Greek (ta) biblia ‘(the) books’, from biblion ‘book’, originally a diminutive of biblos ‘papyrus, scroll’, of Semitic origin.

I took the b8

>> No.23401411

>>23397916
No retards it's an acronym
Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth

>> No.23402688

>>23397916
just realized OP is a homo because he can't be any mo a ho

>> No.23402762

It stands for Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

>> No.23403335

Nope.
Bible is a collection of books = library, or Bibliotheca in latim, get it?

>> No.23403342

>>23397916
>with the Koran it becomes Trible
Subhanallah

>> No.23403352

>>23402762
Pastor Jason I didn’t know you browsed the chan!

>> No.23403652

>>23398495
So bible literally just means "teh books"? That's even derpier than calling it "two books". "The books" of WHAT? Cooking? Salt manufacturing? Jewery?

>> No.23403656

>Bible
>bi-ble
>Torah
>to-rah
The Torah is actually misspelling of two?!?! Rah must mean book in Hebrew... holy shit!

>> No.23404448

>>23403652
>Jewery?
Close

>> No.23404457

>>23402762
LIFE IS A TEST MANY QUEST THE UNIVERSE

>> No.23404460

>>23398508
I see you also played Meet N Fuck

>> No.23404477

>>23398420
Ble is short for "Biblia" hence Bi-Biblia

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>>23397916
>it's two books
sure thing bud

>> No.23404808

>>23397916
"Bible" means "book". It contains 73 books.