/vr/ - Retro Games

>>11004749
Press its buttons

>>11004749
Run!

>>11004749
>Call Him A Tranny

You ever notice how the Slime has the same eyes as Mr. Popo?

>>11004749
>A Slime draws near!
Who is this bloke called near and why is a slime drawing him?

This game is gay as fuck. I've played this shit so many times because I got it for Christmas and got told "anon! play the pacman!" Fuck you mom this game fucking sucks shit. Gay levels, gay boss, gay bowser, just gay as fuck. Fuck this game and fuck every time this piece of shit is mentioned it deserves 1000 years dungeon in the pits where the ET game lives fuck this piece of shit fuck you.

>>11004725
Why do you hate it so much?

>>11004726
anon i can't stress why i hate this piece of shit game. you hit the nail on the head how it gets worse every single level. imagine me, an anon, getting this for christmas 2002 when i wanted a gamecube and wind waker and for the next 3 fucking years get asked to play pacman which was already gay in the 80 and even more gay in the 90s.

shits fucking garbage if i wanted to play pacman i'd play pacman not that garbage pacman world that they made 3 games for of an uninspiring 3d pacman platformer which was 5 years behind the times at best.

anon i can keep going but i just can't fuck this game

>>11004667
>FF6 T-Edition
troon edition?

>>11004667
OPs probably some brony faggot that likes Brave New World and is mad everyone now things Brave New World is shit (rightfully so) and T-edition is the go-to for FFVI romhacks (also rightfully so)

>>11004785
What's Brave New World like compared to T-Edition.

some things I literally hated about brave new world:
>cringe sex humor
I am not a prune christ fag or whatever but that shit felt out of place. It's just not funny man.
>floating continent ultimate weapon fight
you are literally force to use float. without knowing that float can avoid earthquakes the fight is pretty much impossible. everything before the fight and literally the rest of the game felt MUCH easier. it was such a pointless spike in difficulty even in a hack made for experienced players.

i like how t-edition romhack backports gba content because i refuse to play ff6gba

>>11004662
Keep up the gaming BRother

>>11004660
Playing a good game instead

>>11004669
i said for this game,maybe I will find it good.

Google "Pete's Advice for Wizardry VI".

>>11004630
What is with these cancerous CRT filters making it into screen shots. Every screen shot looks like complete shit now.

>>11004674
You're sitting too close to your screen

>>11004638
>the camera is a bit close
Just screen crunch from the most common SNES resolution being lower than the Genesis's
SNES: 256x224
Gen: 320×224

>>11004630
genesis graphics looks really bad here

>>11004638
Crunch and less enemies helps out the weak SNES processor too

>>11004534
>oot
>negative gaming trends
play this. if you still think oot standardizing intuitive controls and targeting is a bad thing, you just hate good video games

>>11004524
One you realize all you do in this game is drive from A to B then either shoot someone with bad gunplay or pursue them with your car, the game is pretty bad. It was great when it felt realistic and immersive 20 years ago and was something new

>>11004615
playing 3d gta without the radio is a horrible experience

>>11004524
What trend did it even start?

>>11004673
open world sandbox slop

>>11004480
first off, SS1 didn't exactly do too good money-wise. SS2 didn't exactly break new sales records, either.

SS1 can be seen through the prism of survival-horror, though, and that genre is very popular. However, SS1 had a more RPG-feel to it's survival-horror than successive games in the genre which relied more upon action and jump-scares.

And with all of the game-making software options out there now, you could... Make your own?

>>11004480
>why aren't there more boring slogs

>>11004385
only for graphics
the gameplay is still shit

>>11004569
nah, see >>11004581
Bald Gay Dyke Alliance looks like launch title garbage

>>11004554
Veronica X on Dreamcast has a fan translated ISO out there on the intarwebs.

>>11004735
retard zoomer

>>11004416
Having played both, the Dreamcast version seems to look better, having better colour and textures maybe. I can't put my finger on it.
Veronica X also included more silly Matrix Fighting and the like, and made Steve look less like Leo DiCaprio. General consensus is that the DC original is still the best.

>doom
more like dumb lmao

>>11004436
It's kino but at that age he should be outside enjoying the real sun

>>11004459
we live in argentina, these last weeks were colder than usual, we already reached freezing temperatures

>>11004273
Anything Mario Sunshine. Big reason while it will always be special. Also Spot

>>11004273
Delfino Plaza.

>>11004617
The music is pretty catchy

My fav game but fuck you op with these basic ass threads. "Why is this?", "How is that?". Fuck you, go google it. I am not writing the essay for you.

>>11004196
Physics, controls, sound, and car models are all top notch. It's a special game

And the Saturn downport looks better than the original

>>11004263
>the Saturn downport looks better than the original
How so?

That fmv game about a playboy bunny turned succubus

>>11004181
That sounds kino but also like the plot for an H game.

>>11004202
You also sound like an epic faggot.

I don't think it's bad, I think it's awesome.

And you should play the first Echo Night, as well as The Note which even has McCulloch has one of the characters

>>11004134
Bigger player hitbox, bullets are usually much faster and enemies themselves will often try and hit you.
The one on the right has a tiny hitbox equivalent to the character/ship's heart/cockpit and in this particular example, most bullets are literally only for show.
Not to say that one is better than the other, they're like completely different genres with different appeals.

>>11004134
You can fuck up in multiple different ways on the left. You have several options on where to go and you'll need skill to know which one's are good or bad.
There is basically only one pre-determined route on the right. Either you know it or you don't. You're not making choices, you're memorizing.

>>11004376
Boomer shmups are even more about memorization than danmaku though, especially touhou. "Positioning yourself accordingly" is literally memorization. Since you have a fat hitbox and bullets can get pretty fast, you have less time to dodge purey by reaction and have to position yourself before you can even see the bullets

This is about as much of the screen that matters on the right. The rest is visual clutter.

>>11004354
For me it’s gotta be Sexy Parodius.

>>11004557
Seriously. Back when game companies had to put out actual games and the genre wasn't defined by some faggots on stream telling you what to think. So you had a lot of people just making whatever crazy fighter they could think up. God I miss Bloody Roar.

>>11004583
Another of my biggest complaints about modern fighters is how the single player stuff sucks or is practically non-existent. Back then you had at least 30 hours of good single player content with cool unlockables and fun goofy shit
E-sports faggotry ruined fighting games

>>11004102
>AWOO-ken

>>11004092
>Created the game
>remake your idea into other games
>people keep calling your game a rip off even though you created it
At least the creator of the series kind of went back to making street fighter games since SFIV

every art of fighting game feels like it's from a different series

It got to the point where you were playing real instruments. Can't expand on the genre much after that.

>>11004021
This and they over saturated the market with it. There are still rhythm games made but they won't see main stream popularity again for a while. It doesn't help that music is basically a commodity now.

They still exist, Bemani is this going, and everyone is into Beat Saber

>>11004098
is still going*

They became the Friday Night Funkin genre or this >>11004021 or are just another Taiko style arcade game that doesn't really need to innovate to do its job

Occasionally some new weeb rhythm game will come out that only a few people will care about

That what happened to them

>>11004051
Very much agree honestly. I've never liked SMB3 much at all despite how incredibly popular it is. The levels are all too bite-sized for the sake of quantity over quality and I'm not a huge fan of the Tanooki stuff. Any interesting ideas and powerups it did have were as limited as possible so you barely got to see them. Which I guess is part of what made them feel special, but the rest of the game winds up monotonous because of it.

I guess I do like the airship levels a lot. I'll give ti that, too. But SMB2US is constantly mixing things up and feels extremely creative for a platformer from its era. The multiple playable characters have you figuring out who's optimal for each level and let you change your playstyle on the fly. The secrets felt more interesting too, like the multiple in-level skips.

>>11004368
>I guess
Sorry, you didn't will yourself. I raped you and Obama raped his nigger friend Michael who is a man and a nigger.>>11004327

SMB2US is better than SMB2J because Doki Doki Panic is a better game than SMB2J to begin with. But it's not a "better deal" than the Japanese had because they could just play the actual Doki Doki Panic AND SMB2 if they wanted to.

>>11004495
Nah, you're retarded.

>>11004495
makes sense

head on fire

>>11003894
yeah that would probably piss me off too

>>11003882
He was a bit of a hothead

He realized the juggalo movement was going out of style.